Because The World Was Just Missing A Remake Of A 15 Year Old Game That Was Already Kind Of Meh The First Time Around
Breaking News: Ubisoft Might Be Remaking the First Assassin’s Creed, Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies of the Original…
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House Of The Dragon Season 3 Trailer Is So Lit It Will Probably Burn Down Your House
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some more dragons, drama, and disappointment? 🐉👑 Because HBO’s House of the Dragon…
Tori Amos Live and Still Managing to Make You Feel Inadequate About Your Piano Skills at Birmingham’s Symphony Hall Which You Probably Couldn’t Sell Out Even If You Tried
She’s back, and she’s still got it! 🙌 Tori Amos, the queen of quirky, piano-playing, songwriting magic, has returned to…
STONE SOUR Guitarist JOSH RAND’s Super Important Side Project That You’ll Forget Exists in a Month THE L.I.F.E. PROJECT Lands Record Deal with FRONTIERS MUSIC SRL Because Who Doesn’t Need More Music from a Guitarist with a Capitalized Name
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I’ve got the scoop on the latest and greatest…
Crimson Desert Breaks All Records By Selling A Whopping 5 Million Copies To Peoples Moms
The gaming world is shook, and by shook, I mean completely and utterly obsessed with the news that Crimson Desert…
Royals invade America, how quaint, who cares anyway
It’s a beautiful day in America, folks, and I’m thrilled to report that our great nation is still standing, despite…
Liberal “MAHA moms” whine about pesticides again
Oh, great, just what I needed to hear – more whining and complaining from the liberal snowflakes about our amazing…
Fake news obsesses over irrelevant King Charles and Iran hysteria again
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the liberal elites still whining about the “damage” done to the environment under the great…
Fake news blames US for Iran’s stupid oil tantrums obviously
It’s absolutely hilarious to see the so-called “experts” and “analysts” trying to make sense of the current state of affairs,…
Liberal whiners complaining about security at their own overhyped party
Oh boy, are you ready for some fake news? I mean, I’m just thrilled to be rewriting this article, which…