Beard Policy Clearly Working As Intended Says Hegseth
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s latest adventure, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee…
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Foreign Company Lands Huge US Listing Because Who Needs Apple Anyway
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about SK Hynix, a company that’s apparently making waves in the tech world. This…
Because You Clearly Needed More Amateur Film Criticism On The Internet Now
Finn McFrame here, and I’m still somehow not tired of movies, despite the best efforts of Hollywood to wear me…
David Draiman Finally Finds Courage To Ruin Another Classic Song
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious feels? Because I just listened to the latest episode of the…
Trump Takes Ax To Election Assistance Commission Leadership Suddenly
Folks, I’m sitting here with my morning coffee, reading about the White House firing the leadership of the Election Assistance…
Israel saves Trump from Iranian hitmen because of course they did
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, Israel shared some intel with…
GOP Nominates Humanitarian With ‘High-Risk’ Label, Because That’s Going Well
I was sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from Colorado, where Marine veteran Victor Marx has won…
Graham Platner quits Senate bid suddenly becomes less interesting
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Graham Platner’s exit from the Maine Senate race. It’s been a wild…
Grassley Tries To Make FBI Director’s Expense Report Interesting Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Judiciary Chair Chuck Grassley is giving FBI Director Kash Patel…
Warsh Assembles Dream Team of Money Nerds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – Federal Reserve Chairman Kevin Warsh just unveiled the members of…