Epstein’s loyal minions await payday amidst dwindling estate chaos
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that the victims of Jeffrey Epstein have been accusing…
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Media Outlets Unite to Take Down Trump’s Exclusive Clubhouse
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump has banned CNN, MS NOW, and Politico from…
Converse Yanks Ad After Realizing Racism Isn’t a Selling Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Converse, the sneaker company, has removed a social media ad that…
Europe Prepares for Wider Conflict Because That’s Just Great
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Europe is getting a little spooked, and for…
RIP Chad Gilbert because you clearly didnt have enough time to perfect your pop punk riffs
Oh no, the pop-punk world is mourning the loss of a legend 🤯! Chad Gilbert, the guitarist of New Found…
ICE Gets Involved, Because That Always Ends Well
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a shooting in Austin, Texas, where a federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent…
Reacher gets yet another rebooted corner to sell you more of the same
Get ready for another exciting spinoff, because the suits at Amazon have decided that the Reacher universe just isn’t big…
Trump Suddenly Cares About Hispanic Voters Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, GOP Rep. Maria Elvira Salazar is warning President Donald Trump…
MATT SORUM Needs A Paycheck So Velvet Revolver Might Happen With LZZY HALE
I just spilled my beer all over my Black Sabbath t-shirt while reading about Matt Sorum’s latest interview, and I’m…
Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…