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Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video
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Anthrax still exists somehow releases new music video

Chord F. DiscordJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this?! 🤯 ANTHRAX is finally releasing a new album, and it’s only been…

Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again
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Hollywood Studios Churn Out Films to Cling to Precious IPs Again

FinnJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Ever wondered why some movie studios keep pumping out films in long-running series, or constantly rebooting already existing stories and…

Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well
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Naruto Live Action Movie Because That Will Definitely End Well

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t adapted enough anime into live-action movies yet, Lionsgate has decided to launch a global casting call…

Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs
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Secretlab Teaming Up With McLaren Because Gamers Need More Overpriced Chairs

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Secretlab is finally dropping the last batch of their über-exclusive McLaren MonoCell…

Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now
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Riot Mashes Up More IPs Because Originality is Overrated Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 10, 2026July 10, 2026

Riot Games has decided to bless us with Convergence Fest, because apparently we haven’t had enough League of Legends spin-offs…

Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently
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Memphis Safety Task Force Doing Great Job Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation in Memphis is getting more complicated by the day.…

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump heroically attempts to veto inevitable law

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Donald Trump’s latest move, and I have to say, it’s a…

Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive
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Tiny Homes For Good Because Regular Homes Too Expensive

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a guy named Andrew Lunetta who’s been working with homeless…

Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Delta Promises Nothing Despite Fuel Cost Plummeting

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that air fares aren’t coming down, despite…

Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately
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Eurostar Upgrades to Trains That Won’t Melt Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 10, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Eurostar’s new trains, and I just about spit it out when I…

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