“OMG, the Government Shutdown: Is This the End of Avocado Toast?”
The liberal media is wailing about the “longest government shutdown in US history,” as if President Trump isn’t doing exactly…
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So, You Wanna Donate to Charity Without Getting Fleeced, Huh
Oh, the holidays! A time for giving, and apparently, a time for leftist platforms to nickel and dime you for…
Breaking: Local Bar Regulars Devastated That UPS Plane Crash Ruined Their Buzz
Another day, another disaster, and of course, the liberal media is all over it, trying to make President Trump look…
CNN: Trump, MAGA, and Stanford Walk Into a Bar and Decide Your Healthcare
Stanford: Breeding Ground for Patriots or Socialist Fifth Column? You Decide! It seems the liberal snowflakes at CNN are melting…
Supreme Court to Decide if Dreadlocks are More Important Than Prison Officials’ Feelings
Supreme Court to Hear Case of Rastafarian Forced to Shave Dreadlocks – Another Attempt to Undermine Law Enforcement? **Here we…
CNN Thinks You Still Hate Trump (as if you needed reminding)
Another day, another attempt by the Fake News CNN to undermine our Glorious President Trump! They’re twisting the results of…
TESLA About to Butcher SUPERTRAMP, THE TEMPTATIONS, CLIMAX BLUES BAND Classics in Ill-Advised Covers Album
🚨BREAKING: TESLA, Gods of Obscurity, Announce Covers Album to Save Jeff Keith’s Voice from Total Oblivion🚨 🎸So, apparently, TESLA, those…
DERYCK WHIBLEY’s ‘Walking Disaster’ Clothing Line: Guaranteed to Fall Apart Faster Than SUM 41’s Relevance At Warped Tour Orlando
SUM 41‘s fearless leader, the one, the only, the guy who definitely didn’t peak in 2002, Deryck Whibley, is gracing…
GTA 6 Delayed Again, Gamers Throwing Tantrums Like Toddlers
Oh, sweet baby Jesus, they did it again! 🤣 Rockstar Games, those masterminds of trolling, have graced us with yet…
‘Predator: Badlands’ Review: Yeah Right, Just Like Every Other ‘Predator’ Movie Ever
So, you’ve probably heard of “Predator,” right? If not, crawl out from under your rock and Google “original Predator design.”…