Breaking News: Disney Execs Secretly Plot to Turn Fortnite into a Never Ending Parade of Singing and Dancing Characters
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Chuck Norris Became a Pop Culture Icon Because Roundhouse Kicks and Beards are the Answer to World Peace
Chuck Norris, the ultimate action hero, has left us, but his legacy will live on in our hearts and in…
Fake news whining about war and chocolate again obviously
Oh boy, are you guys in for a real treat. As I’m writing this, our great leader, President Donald Trump,…
Whiners: DHS Employees Still Getting Free ObamaCare
The so-called “experts” are at it again, trying to tell us that our great nation is somehow flawed, that our…
RUSH Finally Replaces Legendary Drummer With Some Random Chick Off Craigslist ANIKA NILLES Because Who Needs Experience Anyway
The legendary Canadian rock band RUSH has finally emerged from their cave, and they’re ready to rock… again 🤘. Geddy…
Lazy TSA workers finally get paid to do their job
Oh boy, are the fake news outlets at it again, trying to take down our great President Donald Trump with…
U.D.O. Finally Emerges From Retirement Home To Announce New Album That Will Definitely Not Give You A Midlife Crisis In Early 2027 Because Who Needs Timely Releases Anyway
In a shocking turn of events, the one and only Udo Dirkschneider, the former ACCEPT and current U.D.O. and DIRKSCHNEIDER…
Whiny TSA agent wants special treatment and endless paid vacations too
Oh joy, oh rapture, the fake news media is at it again, trying to tear down our great nation and…
KREATOR Made a Music Video For ‘Loyal To The Grave’ and It’s Totally Not a Desperate Cry For Relevance Inspired by a 28-Year-Old Movie
Get ready for some face-melting, ear-shredding, and soul-crushing metal music, because the German/Finnish/French thrash metal legends KREATOR have just dropped…
Xbox Games Showcase and Gears of War E-Day Direct Announced Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Enough Excuses to Avoid Doing Chores in June
The Xbox Games Showcase is back, and it’s going to be a wild ride, folks 🎉👀. This year, it’s coinciding…