Jackal.Today satirical news site
Jackal.Today satirical news site
Kojima, the absolute madlad, has done it again! They’re releasing a *Death Stranding 2: On the Beach* limited-edition DualSense controller!…
OMG! 😱 Did you HEAR?! Someone actually FILMED Metallica playing “Creeping Death” in Syracuse! 🙄 I mean, who cares, right?…
Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! 😱 Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! 😱 Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…
So, Christoph Schneider, the guy who hits things really hard in RAMMSTEIN, apparently gave an interview to Thomann’s Drum Bash.…
Miley Cyrus just debuted a new song called “More to Lose” in front of…wait for it…her EXES! 🤣 Is this…
OMG, Ravensburger is STILL trying to make *Lorcana* happen? 🤣 You’d think after two whole years of overpriced cardboard and…
Breaking News: Some Dude Filmed Ace Frehley at M3 Rock Festival! 🤣 We have obtained EXCLUSIVE (totally not shaky and…
OMG! 😱 Xbox Game Pass is blessing us with *more* games in May? As if we needed MORE reasons to…
Jamey Jasta, the overlord of breakdowns and purveyor of all things tough-guy hardcore, has spoken! In a groundbreaking interview with…
