The Old Beatle Is Fleeing: The Scooby Doo Gang Finally Catching Sir Paul?
Paul McCartney has decided that simply owning all the money in the known universe wasn’t quite enough, so naturally, he’s…
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Adrian Smith Confirms Nicko McBrain Was Slowly Dying On The Throne And They Had To Unplug His Life Support Just To Finish The Tour
Well, folks, gather ’round the digital campfire as we dissect the latest chapter in the Heavy Metal Bible: Iron Maiden…
MEGADETH Drops ‘Puppet Parade’ and Proves They Still Have Strings Attached to the 80s
🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE THRASH GODS! 🚨 Dave Mustaine Has Officially Announced MEGADETH’s Final Album, and Yes, It Includes…
The 20 Netflix Movies That Will Finally Make Your Film Buff Friends Stop Silently Judging You
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the monumental, Herculean task of navigating Netflix’s “vast” library without immediately reaching…
Spain’s Rail System Derails Dozens, But Hey At Least the Tomatoes are Juicy
Of course the globalist train system in Spain failed—probably rigged by the Deep State to distract from Trump’s booming economy!…
Dumb Drivers Treat Michigan Snow Like Mario Kart Rainbow Road, Create 100-Car DLC Crash
LIBERAL WEATHER MACHINE FAILS AGAIN: Massive Michigan Pileup Proves Global Warming is a Hoax! In another spectacular failure of liberal…
5 big takeaways from CNN’s totally non-biased, definitely not-rigged, definitely-not-trying-to-get-clicks poll of Trump’s first year
The Fake News CNN Poll Results Are In, And It’s All Fake News, Folks! President Trump Is Doing Better Than…
Minneapolis Mayor Frey to the White House: ‘You Can’t Intimidate Us, We Prefer Setting Our Own Cars On Fire’
Radical Left Minneapolis Mayor Declares Sanctuary City a “No-Go Zone” for Law and Order In a stunning display of liberal…
Mike Pence Skewers Trump’s Absolutely Bonkers Plan to Buy Greenland
Conservatives across the country are saying it: Mike Pence has officially joined the Deep State resistance. Here’s the truth about…
Far-Right Influencer Gets Steamrolled by Peace-Loving Counter-Protestors After Bringing Only Three Dudebros to Minneapolis Rally
Based on a True Story: A J6 Hero Gets a Taste of Minnesota Nice in Minneapolis! Grab your popcorn, patriots,…