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Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money πŸ€‘ and $80 games are just the beginning πŸš€
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Xbox fans, prepare to sell your kidneys because Microsoft thinks you’re made of money πŸ€‘ and $80 games are just the beginning πŸš€

Pixel P. SnarkbyteMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Listen up, peasants! πŸ‘‘ Microsoft, in its infinite wisdom (or maybe just infinite greed πŸ€‘), has decided that your measly…

“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬
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“Another Simple Favor”: Or, How Blake Lively Robbed Me of Two Hours I’ll Never Get Back πŸ™„πŸŽ¬

FinnMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

So, ‘Another Simple Favor’ got a whopping 7 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be a slow news day.…

Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ
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Oh great, another Ann Wilson “Live in Concert” Blu-Ray – because we haven’t suffered enough already πŸ™„ πŸ’ΏπŸŽ€πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Prepare yourselves, peasants, because TH Entertainment and Mercury Studios (aka Eagle Rock Entertainment – sounds like a retirement…

So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ
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So, Captain Planet and the guy who sang “Vienna” are flogging a Live Aid musical album – because the 80s weren’t embarrassing enough the first time around πŸ™„πŸŽΆ

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Just For One Day – The Live Aid Musical album has been unleashed upon the world, like a rogue glitter…

Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅
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Ozzy “The Prince of Darkness (Maybe Just of a Recliner Now)” Osbourne Vows to *Try* at His Last Gig, But No Promises on Standing Up πŸ§Žβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€˜πŸ‘΅

Chord F. DiscordMay 2, 2025May 2, 2025

Oh, bless his little bat-eating heart! πŸ¦‡ Ozzy Osbourne, bless him, says he’ll “do the best” he can at his…

OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„
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OMG, Green Day gets a participation trophy 🌟 on the Hollywood Walk of Fame – guess anyone can be a “star” these days πŸ™„

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OMG! πŸ™„ Green Day, those purveyors of slightly-more-than-mediocre punk-ish anthems, FINALLY got a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame!…

Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🀠🎀🚜
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Yeehaw! Saddle up for a totally objective and definitely not rage-baiting list of country music’s biggest hat-wearers from the last quarter-century! 🀠🎀🚜

Chuck B. BallsyMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Behold, peasants! Gather ’round and witness the definitive, unimpeachably correct, and utterly objective list of the 26 “Most Important” Country…

Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚
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Lemmy gets another statue in Stoke-On-Trent because one wasn’t nearly metal enough πŸ€˜πŸ˜‚

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

Oh my gawd, you guize! 😱 They’re actually doing it! They’re building a monument to Lemmy in Stoke-on-Trent. Stoke-on-freaking-Trent! 🀣…

Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢
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Tom Angelripper takes a break from touring to finally learn how to parallel park πŸš— and maybe knit a cozy little pentagram 🧢

Chord F. DiscordMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

OH. MY. SODOM. 😱 Angelripper, the thrash metal overlord, has decided that headbanging is for *peasants* and airports are, like,…

Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!
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Γ‰toile? More like E-TOILET🚽… prepare for a dump of opinions!

FinnMay 1, 2025May 1, 2025

So, β€˜Γ‰toile’ Season 1 gets a whopping 7.5 out of 10 stars, huh? πŸ™„ Must be groundbreaking television. I mean,…

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