Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
Oh no! ðą Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! ðŠĶ Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…
Category: Breaking
Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For
AEROSMITH’s geriatric rock god, Steven Tyler, and the one and only Joe Perry, who probably wandered into the studio by…
Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats ð because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! ðĨ And by…
Wolverine Game: Leaks Say It’s Soon (Duh)
Alright, listen up, bub! ðž Word on the digital street (aka Mp1st, which is totally a reliable source, trust me…
Battlefield 6: Console Peasants Get a Special Crossplay Mode (and Maybe Optimization, if We Feel Like It)
Ah yes, *Battlefield 6*, the game so revolutionary, it’s only going to let console players mingle with each other… unless…
Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! ð Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…
Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…
“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…
Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)
OH. MY. GOD. FOO FIGHTERS, the band that DEFINITELY needed another drummer (said no one ever ð), apparently played their…
CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
OMG! ðą You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs ðĶ, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…