“Wuthering Heights” Gets Teaser Posters: Prepare for Peak Angsty Vibes, Courtesy of Barbie and That Guy From Euphoria
Okay, buckle up, buttercups 💅. Warner Bros. Pictures (you know, the folks who brought you… checks notes… stuff) and the…
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SOEN? More Like SO-WHAT? Band Announces Seventh Album, ‘Reliance’ (Yawn)
SOEN, those Swedish purveyors of… uh… *progressive metal* (🤣), are gracing us with their seventh studio album, “Reliance”, dropping on…
Splinter Cell: Deathwatch – A Trailer So Bad, It’s Actually Hilarious
Sam Fisher is back…again? This time, it’s “personal,” which, let’s be honest, is code for “we ran out of original…
Tomas Lindberg of AT THE GATES Kicks the Bucket at the Ancient Age of 52
Tomas “Tompa” Lindberg, the legendary screamer🎤 for Swedish melodic death metal pioneers AT THE GATES, has, like, totally shuffled off…
Turbo Overkill: Ultimate Edition? More Like TURBO OVERHYPED: ULTIMATE-LY DISAPPOINTING Edition Now Available For Your Annoyance On Consoles And PC!
Oh, boy! Apogee Entertainment, the geniuses behind such timeless classics as Duke Nukem (forever in development, just like our hopes…
Twilight Imperium: Digital – Finally, A Way To Ruin Friendships Online
Oh, HONEY, look! Another indie studio, Red Square Games S.A. (never heard of ’em 🤷♀️), is gracing us with their…
DEICIDE Hires Some Dude From EXMORTUS, World Shrugs
Ah, DEICIDE, those Floridian death metal legends 👴 who’ve been churning out the same album for, like, 30 years. They’ve…
Robert Redford, Aging Heartthrob and Overrated Director, Finally Bites the Dust at Ancient Age of 89
Oh no! 😱 Not another Hollywood legend biting the dust! 🪦 Apparently, Robert Redford, the epitome of blonde-haired, blue-eyed charisma,…
Aerosmith and Who Now Team Up For a Song No One Asked For
AEROSMITH’s geriatric rock god, Steven Tyler, and the one and only Joe Perry, who probably wandered into the studio by…
Borderlands 4 and Prusa Team Up So You Can Print Your Own Guns (Because That’s Totally Safe)
Oh, honey, hold onto your hats 👒 because Borderlands 4 is HERE, and it’s bringing the CHAOS! 💥 And by…