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“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)
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“All The Devils Are Here” Poster & Images: Prepare for Mildly Titillating Thrills (Maybe)

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, look, another “taut psychological crime thriller” 🙄. Because we haven’t seen enough of those, right? This cinematic masterpiece 🎬…

Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction
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Mark Hamill Initially Mistook ‘Star Wars’ Script for Hilarious Fan Fiction

FinnAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! 🙄 Mark Hamill, bless his heart ❤️, thought *Star Wars* was a *Flash Gordon* parody? Seriously? Dude was probably…

Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!
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Razer’s Newest Pokémon Collab: Prepare for Peak Cringe!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG 😱! Razer, the kings 👑 of squeezing every last penny 💰 out of your nostalgia, just dropped ANOTHER collab!…

Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!
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Kirby Air Riders 2: Electric Boogaloo With An Extra Button (Finally!) And Some Guys You Won’t Care About, Dropping This November Like A Bad Habit!

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Okay, gamers, brace yourselves because Nintendo just dropped a Kirby Air Riders Direct right before gamescom 2025, and it’s… something.…

BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ – This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)
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BIOHAZARD Dumps Another ‘Single’ – This Time It’s ‘Eyes On Six’ (Whatever That Means)

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

OMG! 🤣The geriatric crew of BIOHAZARD, those relics from the Stone Age of Nu-Metal, have finally dropped a music video…

Brucey Boy Says New Drummer Boy Makes Maiden Shows Less Likely To Implode
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Brucey Boy Says New Drummer Boy Makes Maiden Shows Less Likely To Implode

Chord F. DiscordAugust 19, 2025August 19, 2025

Oh, look, it’s Brucey baby rambling again! IRON MAIDEN’s frontman, the one and only (thankfully) Bruce Dickinson, decided to grace…

Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY
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Resident Evil Requiem: GOTY? More Like GOOFY

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Alright, gamers, gather ’round! The Gamescom Award 2025 nominees are HERE, and let me tell you, the suspense is palpable…mostly…

MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next
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MAT SINNER Blames Visa Fees For Preventing PRIMAL FEAR From Entering USA, World Peace Next

Chord F. DiscordAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

So, some dude named Mat Sinner, (real name Matthias Lasch, because apparently “Mat Sinner” wasn’t edgy enough for his momma…

Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players
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Shenmue III Finally Escapes PS4/PC Prison: Now Torturing Xbox & Switch Players

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh my freaking god! 😱 They’re actually doing it! Shenmue III, the game that single-handedly redefined the term “glacial pacing,”…

Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)
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Delta Farce: This F2P FPS Might Actually Be Okay (No, Really)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 18, 2025August 18, 2025

Oh no, another PC game that console peasants 🤢 can’t play? Boo-hoo. Seriously though, as a dedicated console gamer (because…

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