BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME Announces May/June 2026 U.S. Tour – Because Waiting for Prog Metal is Just Part of the Experience
In a move that shocked absolutely no one, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME—those math wizards of prog metal who apparently…
Category: Breaking
Supreme Court Drops the Ball on Texas Woman’s Epic Saga of Alleged Postal Racism — Guess Her Mail Will Just Have to Wait Forever!
Oh look, the Supreme Court strikes again! This time they sided with the U.S. Postal Service and against a woman…
Life Is Strange: Reunion Preview — Nostalgia Bomb Detonates, Past Self Cries
Oh, poor Max Caulfield. The girl who could rewind time but somehow never managed to avoid walking into every possible…
Blizzard Unleashes Overwatch Rush, a Top-Down Mobile Spin That’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely nobody asked for, Blizzard Entertainment has unveiled Overwatch Rush, a mobile game…
Texas Border District Screaming SOS Signals for 2026 Midterms: Is This the Start of a Political Apocalypse?
Oh no, not the Latinos again! Poor Democrats, their precious demographic coalition is crumbling faster than Joe Biden’s memory. Texas…
Peter Attia bolts from CBS News after getting Epstein-ed by the internet
Liberal Elite’s Favorite Health Guru Caught in Epstein Scandal – CBS Quickly Dumps Him In yet another stunning example of…
America’s Lost Tourist vs. Mexico’s Angry Drug Lords: The El Mencho Aftermath Edition
Another CNN “Crisis” Story? More Like Liberal Fearmongering to Bash Trump’s Border Security! CNN is at it again, folks! Their…
Supreme Court to Decide if Colorado City Can Sue Oil Companies for Making Earth Hotter Than a Jalapeño Popper
The Supreme Court is stepping into a high-stakes climate battle, and folks, this is huge! In a bold move, the…
Stellan Skarsgard’s Oscar Nomination: A Deep Dive into the Mind of the Man Who Probably Forgets He’s Nominated
Well, look who’s back in the spotlight—Stellan Skarsgård, Hollywood’s favorite Swedish sidekick, now pretending to be a serious actor because…
‘Wednesday’ Season 3 Is In Production – With Big New Stars, Including That One Guy From That Thing
The internet’s favorite black-clad, death-obsessed teenager is dusting off her nevermore uniform and sharpening her cheekbones for another round of…