States Prep to Hijack Supreme Court’s Redistricting Ruling as Midterms Clock Ticks Down
Deep State Plot to Kill Voting Rights Act! Liberal Judges Trying to Rig Elections for Democrats! Hold onto your MAGA…
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WWE Finally Breaks Kayfabe: Wrestlers Start Dropping Actual Policy Points in the Ring!
Liberal Woke Wrestling Fans Attack Trump’s ICE While President Takes on the Deep State Big Bad Brody King and Maxwell…
Zelensky Drops Bombshell at Munich: Putin’s Life Support is Apparently War
Oh, look! Zelensky is back with his sad slideshow of “Russia bad” at the Munich Security Conference. Because nothing says…
NANCY WILSON’S LAST HEART ALBUM: THE VICTORY LAP BEGINS IN 2027 (BECAUSE 2026 WAS TOO SOON)
In a shocking twist that absolutely no one saw coming, HEART guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed she’s working on new…
Deep Water Watch: When Aaron Eckhart and Ben Kingsley Realize Sharks Are the Real MVPs
Oh great, another movie where people survive a plane crash only to realize they’re now the main course in a…
Monster Hunter Stories 3 Devs Stole Their Turn-Based Combat Ideas from Metaphor and Expedition 33 Because Why Not?
Oh, look! The geniuses behind Monster Hunter Stories 3: Twisted Reflection have discovered something revolutionary: modern RPGs exist and people…
GHOST Unleashes “Umbra” Music Video, Because Darkness Needs a Soundtrack Too
GHOST just dropped a new video for “Umbra” and honestly, it’s giving us full-on rock opera vibes with a side…
Wendy’s is closing 6% of its stores by mid-2026 — guess those square burgers just didn’t cut it anymore!
Oh no, not Wendy’s! The leftist fast-food empire is crumbling under the weight of its own woke nonsense! In a…
5 Things to Know for Feb. 13: DHS Shutdown, Minnesota Surge Over, Nancy Guthrie, Epstein Fallout, Climate (Because Apparently, the World Still Exists)
It’s Friday the 13th, when even sensible Americans might knock on wood just in case. While the Left will blame…
Prime Video’s Global Showcase: Because Your Couch Needs More Foreign Drama This Week
Prime Video decided to flex its global muscles this week, hosting what can only be described as the United Nations…