Konami Cancels Silent Hill f OST, World Sobbing, Refunds Offered Like Band-Aids on a Bullet Wound
Oh, the misery! 😭 Konami, those masters of pachinko machines and cancelled dreams, have done it again! They’ve officially binned…
Category: Breaking
Guitar God JOHN NORUM, Still Alive, Still Signs Deal For Tenth Album No One Asked For
🎸OMG! John Norum, the dude who shreds in EUROPE (you know, that band your mom likes), has signed with Frontiers…
Bandai Namco Begs Gamers for Digimon Story Time Stranger Opinions: Prepare for Disappointment
Alright gamers, gather ’round! Bandai Namco, those beautiful geniuses behind the smash hit *Digimon Story Time Stranger* (you HAVE bought…
RANCID Dumps a Load of ‘Sex & Death’ on Your Ears from the Forthcoming ‘Killed By Deaf – A Punk Tribute to Motörhead (Because We’re All Out of Original Ideas)’
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because the official lyrics for RANCID’s absolutely groundbreaking, earth-shattering, Grammy-worthy cover of MOTÖRHEAD’s “Sex & Death”…
Tom Gabriel Fischer on CELTIC FROST’s ‘Cold Lake’: More Like ‘Cold Turd,’ Am I Right? (My Ears Still Bleed After 44 Years)
In a recent chat with some dude named Alejandrosis on YouTube, CELTIC FROST overlord Tom Gabriel Fischer (aka Tom Warrior,…
Stryper’s Michael Sweet and Wifey Launch a ‘Faith in Music’ Foundation Because Apparently God Needs Help With Spotify
HOLY MOLY! STRYPER frontman (still?) Michael Sweet and his lovely (we assume) wife Lisa have descended from their ivory tower…
MIRESI: You Won’t SEE This Tactical RPG Coming (Because It’s Invisible, Get It?)
If you braved the absolute chaos that was the Tokyo Game Show this year (props to you, you masochist), then…
Crunchyroll Announces New BLEACH Mobile Game: Prepare for Disappointment Worldwide
OMG 😱! Did you hear?! Another BLEACH game is coming! Because, you know, we TOTALLY needed another one. 🙄 Crunchyroll,…
Mike Patton and The Avett Brothers Vomit Up New Ear-Bleeding Single ‘Heaven’s Breath’ From Diarrhea-Inducing Collab Album ‘AVTT/PTTN’
Oh, great, more music 🙄. As if we needed another reason to question the state of the industry. THE AVETT…
All You Need Is Kill: Prepare to Have Your Mind Numbed by Another Anime Adaptation of That Novel That Inspired Edge of Tomorrow
So, Hiroshi Sakurazaka, bless his weeaboo heart, wrote this thing called All You Need Is Kill. And because Hollywood is…