So, you wanna know how pixels build (and obliterate) your social life? ððŪð
Ah, yes, online games: the sacred battlegrounds where friendships are forged in the fires of rage-quitting and passive-aggressive “gg ez”…
Category: Breaking
The Who, bless their geriatric hearts, are apparently still touring and calling it a “farewell,” again ððīðļðĪðĻ.
Alright, listen up, you geriatric rockers! ðīðĩ The Who, those purveyors of smashed guitars and tinnitus-inducing anthems, are apparently lumbering…
TURNSTILE Announces a 14-Song Visual Album So Groundbreaking, It’ll Premiere at TRIBECA in 2025, Because Apparently, We Haven’t Suffered Enough Already ðĪŠðŽðķ
OMG! ðą Your favorite band, TURNSTILE (you KNOW, the ones your little brother won’t stop playing?), just announced “Turnstile: Never…
World of Tanks Dressed Up as Vikings Again, Probably to Sell More Loot Boxes ðâïļð°
Oh, great, just what the world needed: more tanks. But wait, hold your horses (or should I say, tanks?)! Wargaming…
Behold, the Death Stranding 2 controller: for when you REALLY wanna feel like you’re holding a baby and walking on a beach…again ðķðïļð.
Kojima, the absolute madlad, has done it again! They’re releasing a *Death Stranding 2: On the Beach* limited-edition DualSense controller!…
Metallica generously gifts us another ‘Creeping Death’ video from Syracuse, because, you know, we haven’t seen that enough already ððĪ
OMG! ðą Did you HEAR?! Someone actually FILMED Metallica playing “Creeping Death” in Syracuse! ð I mean, who cares, right?…
3 Doors Down Dude Says “Bring It On, Cancer!” Like It’s a Free Guitar Solo ðĪðļð
Brad Arnold from 3 DOORS DOWN has stage 4 kidney cancer! ðą Guess “The Better Life” wasn’t all that better,…
OMG! Leaked pics show ASUS’s Xbox handheld and ROG Ally 2 â are they trying to bankrupt us all or just fuel our crippling gadget addiction? ðĪĢðŪð°
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what just “leaked” from the FCC! ðą Apparently, ASUS is working on a SECRET “Project Keenan”…
Rammstein’s Christoph Schneider Claims His Drumming Got “Simpler” Over the Years, Probably Because He Finally Realized Less Is More (Or He Just Got Lazy ðīðĨ)
So, Christoph Schneider, the guy who hits things really hard in RAMMSTEIN, apparently gave an interview to Thomann’s Drum Bash.…
Miley Cyrus Sings Sad Song to Exes, Proving Once Again That Petty is the New Black ð ðĪðð
Miley Cyrus just debuted a new song called “More to Lose” in front of…wait for it…her EXES! ðĪĢ Is this…