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SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month
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SEVENDUST To Start Pretending To Work On New Album Later This Month

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

OMG 😱! SEVENDUST, those dinosaurs 🦖 of rock 🪨, are STILL kicking? Apparently, they’re “putting the finishing touches” (lol, as…

Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)
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Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines II: Now With Even MORE Choices (That Probably Don’t Matter)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 7, 2025September 7, 2025

Oh, honey, let’s talk about Vampire: The Masquerade, that little tabletop RPG from 1991 that just WON’T die 🧛. Yeah,…

Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings
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Darth Vader’s Toy Sword Fetches More Than Your Life Savings

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Did you hear? Some rich idiot 🤡 just blew $3.6 million on Darth Vader’s lightsaber! 🤣 Yes, you…

Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again
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Is Superman Finally Gonna Grace Us With His Presence in ‘Peacemaker’ Season 2, or Are We Just Being Trolled Again

FinnSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! You didn’t actually think we wouldn’t notice, did you, Superman? 🙄 David Corenswet, bless his heart, is now single-handedly…

Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets
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Ex-Iced Earth Vocalist Now a Cop: From ‘Burning Empires’ to Writing Tickets

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

In a recent earth-shattering 💥 interview with George Dionne of The Rock Is George podcast, the one and only Matt…

Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation
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Leprous to Unleash ‘An Evening of Atonement’: Prepare for Musical Self-Flagellation

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 6, 2025September 6, 2025

OMG! 😱 Your favorite band, LEPROUS (yes, the guys who make music your grandma probably wouldn’t understand), is dropping a…

SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album
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SERJ TANKIAN Releases Music Video for Utterly Predictable ‘I’m Counting On You’ off Shockingly Original ‘Covers, Collaborations & Collages’ Album

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

SYSTEM OF A DOWN’s main man, Serj Tankian, is gracing us with yet another solo project, “Covers, Collaborations & Collages”…

Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars
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Activision Rejects Spielberg’s COD Film: Guess They Prefer Loot Boxes Over Oscars

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

OMG! 🤯 Can you believe it? Activision, the geniuses behind *Call of Duty*, apparently said “Nah, fam” to a Steven…

Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices
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Dragon Quest I & II Remake: Prepare for a Twist So Monumental, It’ll Make Your Grandma Question Her Life Choices

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Wow, another Dragon Quest remake? 🙄 Is Square Enix officially out of original ideas? Hot on the heels of last…

TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie
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TRON: Ares Gets Another Glorified Ad, Still No Actual Movie

FinnSeptember 5, 2025September 5, 2025

Tron: Ares, or as I like to call it, “Tron: Yet Another Reboot Nobody Asked For,” is gracing us with…

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