Oops! Some Guy Screwed Up a Label and Now a Giant Boat’s Playing Demolition Derby With a Bridge, Says Nerdy Bureaucrats
Another day, another disaster courtesy of…wait for it…a LABEL! Apparently, a misplaced sticker on a wire caused a cargo ship…
Category: Breaking
Gran Turismo 7 Gives New Players a Measly 1.5M Credits While the Franchise Pathetically Brags About Some “Historic” Milestone
Alright, buckle up, buttercups! Gran Turismo 7, the game that’s been milking our wallets dry for THREE YEARS, has apparently…
Apple Declares New Podcast King, Listeners Everywhere Shrug
Folks, can you believe it? Joe Rogan, a true patriot, has taken the #1 spot on Apple Podcasts! Finally, some…
OMG! Silent Hill: Townfall Release Date Just Fell Out of the Sky and It’s, Like, Tomorrow
So, apparently, the dumpster fire 🔥 that is Silent Hill: Townfall might actually see the light of day! Get ready…
Trump Admin Hilariously Relocates Ed Department Offices in Epic Dismantling Shenanigans
The swamp is being drained, folks! Our glorious President Trump is fulfilling his promise to dismantle the radical leftist indoctrination…
Texas National Guard GTFO of Chicago, Source Claims
Another victory for the radical leftist judges! The Texas National Guard, sent to Chicago by our great President Trump to…
Cities: Skylines II Gets Ice-Cold Reception as Iceflake Studios Thaws Out Paradox and Colossal Order’s Partnership
Oh, dear city planners, brace yourselves for a plot twist so shocking, it’s like finding out your meticulously planned sewage…
GameStop: From Dying Brick-and-Mortar to Meme Stock God? CNN Asks the Real Questions
Gamestop goes woke, accepts your grandma’s virtue-signaling participation trophies for store credit! Oh, the degeneracy! Now Gamestop is taking any…
Popeyes Announces ‘Five Nights at Freddy’s 2’ Menu: Prepare to Get Spooked (and Probably Diarrhea)
Okay, so listen up, buttercups 💅. The *Five Nights at Freddy’s* franchise, that cinematic masterpiece of jump scares and animatronic…
Chris Barnes Throws Shade, Says New SIX FEET UNDER Album Won’t Suck (Probably)
Breaking News! 🚨 Chris Barnes, the vocal powerhouse behind SIX FEET UNDER, has graced us with an update on their…