James Cameron Still Clinging to ‘Alita’ Like Rose to That Door
OMG! 😱 James Cameron, the guy who brought us underwater CGI blue people and sinking ships, has apparently sworn a…
Category: Breaking
Noah Schnapp Accidentally Spills the Demogorgon Beans: ‘Stranger Things’ Season 5 Plot Twist Revealed (Oops!)
OMG!😱 Will Vecna, the dude who looks like Voldemort after a bad tanning session, get a REDEMPTION ARC in the…
Justin Long Discovers a Secret So Horrific, It’ll Make You Question Your Life Choices (and Maybe His)
Oh, look, another gritty cop drama where the hero has to team up with the very people he’s sworn to…
MTV UK Channels Going Bye-Bye: Because Who Even Watches TV Anymore
Oh, the horror! MTV, that bastion of leftist indoctrination, is closing five whole channels in the UK! Could it be…
Metallica Pukes Out Another ‘Holier Than Thou’ Video From Perth Concert (Yawn)
METALLICA, those geriatric rockers who still haven’t figured out how to retire gracefully, apparently graced the land of kangaroos and…
Shinedown Dumps New Single ‘Searchlight’ Like We Asked For It
SHINEDOWN, those purveyors of sonic wallpaper, have graced us with a new ditty, “Searchlight”, via their overlords at Atlantic Records.…
CNN Asks: Is Venezuela Just Iraq War 2.0 But With Empanadas?
Looks like the Deep State News Network (CNN) is at it again, trying to undermine our glorious President Trump! They’re…
Letitia James Blames Trump Admin’s ‘Illegal and Unethical Behavior’ – As If She’s a Saint
Another Witch Hunt Bites the Dust! Crooked Letitia James, desperately flailing, accuses the Trump administration of “outrageous conduct” in her…
Trump’s Genius Move: Dodging Another Humiliating Defeat by Pretending to Care About Epstein Files
Folks, even the Fake News CNN can’t hide the fact that President Trump is playing 4D chess with these Epstein…
Comey’s Indictment: Oops, Did We Mess Up Again
Lock him up! Finally, some justice for the Deep State’s dirty deeds! This whole Russia hoax was a Comey special,…