Jake Gyllenhaal Considers Endorsing Scrubs Commercial
**Oh, look, it’s Jake Gyllenhaal, still trying to be relevant! 🙄 Apparently, after failing to impress anyone with his “acting”…
Category: Breaking
Capcom Thought About Ruining Resident Evil With Open World and Online Nonsense
**Oh, honey, buckle up buttercups! Resident Evil Requiem, or as I like to call it, “Capcom’s Identity Crisis: The Game,”…
Monster Hunter Wilds Dares to Drop Another Update on June 30, Bravely Ignoring Your Whining
Oh, look, it’s been a whole four months since Monster Hunter Wilds graced (or disgraced) our consoles and PCs. Capcom,…
Smashing Pumpkins Milking ‘Machina’ For All It’s Worth With Ridiculous 25th-Anniversary Reissue Variants
FINALLY! 🙄 After YEARS of promising, Billy Corgan (aka William Patrick Corgan, in case you forgot he’s trying to be…
AC/DC Kicks Off Geriatric Summer Tour in Prague, Czech President Spotted Napping in Crowd
So, the geriatric rockers AC/DC, bless their cotton socks, 👵👴 allegedly “kicked off” their European “Power Up” tour in Prague…
GENE HOGLAN: Lars Stole My Beat, Metallica Paid My Bills (Allegedly)
In a recent interview with the obscure That Metal Interview podcast, DARK ANGEL drummer Gene Hoglan, bless his heart, is…
Kenny Thomas Dusts Off the Mic for “Unstoppable”: Prepare for Mildly Resistable
Multi-platinum selling British soul singer Kenny Thomas, who? 🤣, has released a brand new single Shout Out, the latest taken…
D:Ream to unleash sonic catastrophe, Do It Anyway
D:Ream announce return with new album Do It Anyway. Yes, THAT D:Ream. The ones who peaked in the 90s and…
Gaming and Media Had a Baby: It’s Interactive Storytelling (Ew)
Gaming? In 2025? Still a thing? 😂 Oh honey, it’s not just “a thing,” it’s apparently the CENTER of a…
McLaren Racing and Sonic: A Partnership So Fast, It’ll Make Your Head Spin (and Probably Crash)
OMG! 😱 McLaren Racing, you know, those guys who spend millions to drive in circles, have teamed up with SEGA?…