Disney’s Live-Action Flops: So Bad, They’re Basically Extinct
OMG, like, who even remembers those totally obscure Disney live-action movies? 🙄 We’re talking about cinematic masterpieces so epic, so…
Category: Breaking
Rock Band 4: This Weekend It’s Going, Going, Gone (Like Your Dreams of Rock Stardom)
Oh, the sweet sound of failure! 🎶 After a whole decade of pretending to be rockstars in their living rooms,…
Carpenter’s Kiddo: Cage Rage, Twigs Snaps, and a Jupe Jump in This Bible-Banger Trailer
Oh, boy! 🙄 Another Nicolas Cage movie? Seriously? 🤣 This time, he’s playing Joseph in “The Carpenter’s Son.” Yes, THAT…
Choo Choo! Prepare for the Most Boring Train Ride of Your Life: A Found Footage “Documentary”
Trains is supposedly a “found-footage documentary,” which, let’s be honest, just means they couldn’t afford to shoot anything new. 🤣…
TMNT: Splintered Fate Milks Metalhead for DLC Cash Grab While Giving You Free Scraps
Okay, boomer, listen up! 🙄 The latest excuse to throw your money away on TMNT: Splintered Fate is here! Yes,…
Steven Wilson Drools Nonsense: Humans Think They’re, Like, A Big Deal Or Something
Six-time 🤪Grammy Award🤪-nominated (but never won, lol) musician, songwriter, and producer Steven Wilson, the guy who peaked in the early…
Ozzy’s Back! (Again!) For the 9,876th “Farewell” Tour: Sharon & Ozzy Milk It Dry
The official trailer for “Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home” can be seen below. Like, if you’re REALLY bored. 😴…
OMG! Europe’s New Album: An 80s Tribute? As If We Needed More Hair Metal
OMG! EUROPE is STILL alive?! 🤣 In a groundbreaking interview with some dude named Anthony Bryant from The Hair Metal…
Delivery Run – Prepare to be Bored: A Frozen Pizza Delivery Nightmare
Buckle up, buttercups, because Delivery Run is here to redefine “thrilling” – or, you know, maybe just bore you to…
Shelby Oaks: Chris Stuckmann’s Masterpiece of Terror (or Maybe Just Another Horror Flick, Who Knows)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because Shelby Oaks is gracing us with its presence! Yes, you heard it right, Shelby Oaks,…