Sharon Osbourne’s Dream Team: Judas Priest & Angus Young (Ozzy’s Farewell…Or Is It?)
OMG 😱! Sharon Osbourne, the puppet master 🤹♀️ behind the geriatric rocker Ozzy, is at it again! Apparently, Ozzy’s so…
Category: Breaking
Graham Bonnet Thinks Your Crappy Phone Videos Are Part of His “Bloody Job” Now, Apparently
In a recent, totally unbiased interview with Cooper Talk (because who else would be interested?), the geriatric rock god Graham…
EVE Frontier Founder Access: Now With 100% More Disappointment
Ah, yes, CCP Games, those lovable scamps, are back at it again! 🤡 They’re dusting off the ol’ EVE universe…
Miley Cyrus Blames Dua Lipa Collab for Existential Crisis, Says It Ruined Her Life
OMG, Miley Cyrus, the queen of oversharing, is at it again! 🙄 Apparently, her new album, Something Beautiful (eye roll),…
Scott Pilgrim FINALLY Gets Off His Couch At Summer Games Fest 2025
Oh, great, another Scott Pilgrim game. 🙄 Tribute Games, in their infinite wisdom, teamed up with Universal Products & Experiences…
Wu-Tang Clan: Rise of the Deciever? More Like Fall of My Expectations at Summer Games Fest 2025
Yo, check it, fam! Summer Games Fest 2025 just dropped the most mind-blowing, earth-shattering, reality-bending announcement EVER! Prepare yourselves for…
MindsEye Teams Up With Bald Dude for Ultimate Sneakfest at Summer Games Fest 2025 (Prepare to be Blinded by Awesomeness)
Oh, sweet merciful RNGesus, another game trailer dropped during Summer Games Fest 2025! 🙄 Build A Rocket Boy (who?) and…
Resident Evil: Requiem – Finally, a Game That’s Actually Dead on Arrival
OMG 😱! Did you guys SEE that TRAILER?! Resident Evil Requiem, the NINTH installment, is coming to RUIN our lives…
Possessor(s): A Metroidvania So Stylish, It Probably Owes Me Money
Okay, so Possessor(s) thinks it’s all that with its “personality” dripping everywhere, like a leaky faucet of demonic… stuff. Potted…
SLASH FEATURING MYLES KENNEDY & THE CONSPIRATORS Still Torturing MICHAEL ‘ELVIS’ BASKETTE With New Album
In a groundbreaking interview with J.J. Caithcart of Different Stages Radio (which, let’s be honest, nobody’s ever heard of), Brent…