Sam Fisher is back…again? This time, it’s “personal,” which, let’s be honest, is code for “we ran out of original ideas.” From the same visionary 🤪 who brought you the cinematic masterpiece that is “John Wick” (wait, really?), comes Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Deathwatch, premiering exclusively on Netflix on October 14th. Because where else would it be? Certainly not in theaters where it might, you know, have to be good. 🤫
Starring Liev Schreiber, who clearly needed a new boat, as Sam Fisher. Because who else could embody the lithe, stealthy agility of a seasoned spy? And Kirby Howell-Baptiste as Zinnia McKenna, the new Splinter Cell agent designed to appeal to… well, someone, I guess. Diversity points, amirite? 🤷♀️ Plot armor, activate!
Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
