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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)
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Game Devs of Color Expo 2025? More Like Game Devs of Beige, amirite? “Big” Direct Incoming (yawn)

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Oh boy, another year, another Game Devs of Color Expo! 🎉 Is this thing still going? I mean, who knew…

Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently
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Marvel Zombies: They’re Back and Deader Than Ever, Apparently

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

Marvel Zombies, or as I like to call it, “Marvel’s Latest Attempt to Milk Your Nostalgia,” is a four-episode animated…

“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness
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“The Shepherd Code: Road Back” Trailer: Buckle Up for Some Serious Sheep-ishness

FinnSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

M and M Film Productions, bless their cotton socks, have bravely announced that their upcoming crime thriller, The Shepherd Code:…

Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)
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Foo Fighters FINALLY Find a Drummer (No Thanks to Dave Grohl’s Midlife Crisis)

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OH. MY. GOD. FOO FIGHTERS, the band that DEFINITELY needed another drummer (said no one ever 🙄), apparently played their…

CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage
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CANDLEMASS Reunites With MESSIAH MARCOLIN After Two Decades Of Him Probably Just Forgetting The Way To The Stage

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE it! CANDLEMASS, those doom metal dinosaurs 🦖, actually managed to wheel out their *former* (and…

FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered
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FOZZY Dumps “Crazy Train” Cover, Proving Even Ozzy Can Be Butchered

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2025September 14, 2025

FOZZY, the musical masterpiece brought to you by wrestling extraordinaire Chris Jericho and the guitar god 🎸 of STUCK MOJO,…

‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)
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‘The Witcher’ Season 4: Henry Cavill’s Replacement Finally Gets a Premiere Date (Good Luck With That)

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

When The Witcher returns for its fourth season, things will look a little…dumber? 🤪 Most fundamentally, there’s a new Geralt of Rivia,…

“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?
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“Avengers: Doomsday” Teaser—More Like “Avenger’s: Snoozeday,” Am I Right?

FinnSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG! 😱 You won’t BELIEVE what Disney just SHOVEd down our throats at their Shanghai marketing expo! 🙄 A LIGHT…

Popscene: Neo Yawn
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Popscene: Neo Yawn

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

🤡 Ah, Kedar Massenburg, the President of Motown Records from 1997 to 2004, a true maestro of making a “splash.”…

Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making
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Gamescom 2025: “Routine”—Yeah, Sure, Another “Survival Horror Classic” In The Making

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 13, 2025September 13, 2025

OMG 😱! After a geological epoch—more than a decade, you peasants!—Routine, the game that’s been more vaporware than actual ware,…

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