The Outer Worlds 2: Still Outer, Still Worlds, Still Probably Not Worth the Hype
Oh, sweet gamers, gather ’round and let me tell you about the most groundbreaking, revolutionary, totally-not-like-every-other-game-ever announcement of Summer Game…
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Virtual Wellness Worlds: Level Up Your Life (IRL Not Guaranteed)
Okay, so apparently, “wellness culture” has now infested gaming, because avocado toast and overpriced yoga weren’t enough 🙄. Now, instead…
Xbox Games Showcase 2025: Prepare to be Underwhelmed by a Plague Tale Spin-Off Coming in 2026 (Maybe)
Okay, gamers, gather ’round for some groundbreaking news that’s totally gonna redefine the meaning of “video game.” Asobo Studio, the…
Call of Duty: Black Ops 7: We Swear It’s Different This Time, Okay? – Xbox Games Showcase 2025
OMG! You won’t BELIEVE what happened at the Xbox Games Showcase 2025! 🤯 They dropped a nuke of a reveal:…
Xbox Games Showcase 2025: OMG Persona 4 is BACK (Again?!)
OMG! 😱 After those two randos, Erin Fitzgerald and Yuri Lowenthal (whoever they are 🤷♀️), and a super-secret domain name…
Jurassic World Evolution 3: Because Chaos Theory Clearly Wasn’t Chaotic Enough
Oh, great, another Jurassic Park game. 🙄 As if we haven’t had enough of these “build-your-own-dino-disaster” simulators. Jurassic World Evolution…
Indiana Jones and the Geriatric Circle: Raiders of the Lost Dentures Coming to Your Grandma’s Xbox in 2025 (Maybe)
Okay, so like, SGF 2025 happened, and Xbox, bless their little hearts, decided to grace us with yet another Xbox…
Grounded 2: We Swear It’s Not Just a Patch, Guys
Okay, gamers, gather ’round and let Uncle Troll tell you a bedtime story. Once upon a time, at the oh-so-important…
LITA FORD: Still Milking That One Hit, Apparently
In a recent interview with The Horror Nerd (because who else would be interviewing her? 🤷♀️), 1980s hard rock queen…
Crucified Barbara Dusts Off Their Cobwebs for a “Triumphant” Return After a Decade of Silence
Swedish “hard” rockers CRUCIFIED BARBARA, who we’re pretty sure someone made up as a joke, graced the stage for their…