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Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Microsoft Liberates 4800 Employees From Their Paychecks Immediately

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Microsoft is laying off about 4,800 employees, which is…

Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets
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Another tour because the first farewell didnt stick apparently win tickets

Chord F. DiscordJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Oh joy, another festival to add to the ever-growing list of events that will inevitably lead to a lifetime supply…

Because you still play WoW apparently
Breaking, Games News

Because you still play WoW apparently

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

In the never-ending quest to separate you from your hard-earned gold, Blizzard has once again managed to create a plethora…

Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons
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Palworld Gets Mandatory Brain Dump aka Update July 10 Because Reasons

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Palworld is finally getting its full launch update on July 10,…

KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow
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KL Stealthily Fueling Your Gaming Addiction Somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Kuala Lumpur, the city that’s been secretly making your favorite games for years, is finally getting the recognition it deserves.…

XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly
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XBOX Cuts 1600 Jobs Because Sequels Weren’t Milking Enough Money Clearly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 6, 2026July 6, 2026

Because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet, Microsoft is laying off 4,800 employees, with 1,600 of those coming…

Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Demands FIFA Review Because He Said So

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, this time weighing in…

Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Greases Own Ego With Stock Exchange Photo Op

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump Accounts, a new savings and investment vehicle for kids,…

Cracker Barrel pulls off miraculous brand rescue somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cracker Barrel pulls off miraculous brand rescue somehow

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Cracker Barrel’s latest developments, and I have to say, it’s been a wild…

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Infighting Ensures Border Security Won’t Get Done Anytime Soon Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 6, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this mess in the House of Representatives. It seems…

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