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Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tesla Takes Family Road Trip To New Depths Literally

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story involving a radiologist named Dharmesh Patel, who was accused…

Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out
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Government Efficiently Shares Secrets While Trying To Kick People Out

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this lawsuit against the Trump administration, and folks, it’s a doozy. Apparently, the…

Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle
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Trump and Cohen’s Bromance Rekindled by Random Text Message Miracle

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

So, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Michael Cohen and President Donald Trump supposedly burying the hatchet, and…

Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again
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Flynn’s Legal Fees Apparently Worth It Again

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Former Trump adviser Michael Flynn has reached another settlement with the…

Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently
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Platner’s Possible Exit Sends Maine Dems Into Panic Mode Apparently

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The drama in Maine’s Senate race is unfolding like a soap…

Judge to DOJ: Hands Off Georgia Election Workers Info
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Judge to DOJ: Hands Off Georgia Election Workers Info

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to make sense of this latest development in the never-ending saga of the…

Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests
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Oh Joy Another Alpha Test Because We Clearly Need More Beta Tests

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

Oh boy, another “exciting” development in the world of EVE Online, because apparently we haven’t milked this franchise enough yet.…

Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated
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Another Dawnwalker Rehash Because Originality is Overrated

Pixel P. SnarkbyteJuly 7, 2026July 7, 2026

The Blood of Dawnwalker is finally within our grasp, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s everything I hoped it…

Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Politician’s Past Statements Haunt Him Again Somehow

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Hey there, folks! I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Michigan Democratic Senate front-runner Abdul El-Sayed, who’s been facing criticism…

Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained
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Mitch McConnell’s Mysterious Three Week Hospital Stay Remains Unexplained

Big ElephantJuly 7, 2026

Okay, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. US Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized for three weeks,…

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