Disney Sues Trump’s FCC For Being Too On Brand
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Disney is taking the Trump administration to court over its…
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Meta Returns to Courtroom for Another Thrilling Episode of Social Media
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A trial is underway in Oakland, and it’s a big deal.…
NERGAL Threatens To Play Entire Behemoth Discography Because You Clearly Havent Suffered Enough
Oh boy, get ready for some serious nostalgia overload 🙄! Adam “Nergal” Darski, the mastermind behind Polish extreme metal band…
Danko Jones somehow keeps straight face claiming his songs arent all identical
In a shocking turn of events, Danko Jones, the frontman of the Canadian rock band, has confirmed that their next…
Democrats Have One Problem Republicans Have Several Somehow This Is Fair
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest from CNN, and folks, it’s a doozy. A new poll confirms that…
Barcode To The Rescue Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the humble barcode is getting a major upgrade.…
Florida Voters Decide Who Gets to Follow DeSantis
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Florida Republicans are gearing up to choose their nominee…
Robots finally learning to dance their way to investor’s hearts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The world’s largest humanoid robot maker, Unitree, is set to list…
Blake Ibanez Still Talking About That One Time He Opened For Pantera
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I can barely contain my excitement as I write…
Gods Of Metal Still Trying To Kill Each Other On Stage Apparently One Assassination Under God Part 2
OH BOY, MARILYN MANSON IS BACK WITH ANOTHER ALBUM AND I’M JUST SO EXCITED 🤩… said no one ever. I…