Nintendo Switch 2: Because Who Needs Sales When You’ve Got a Paperweight?
Oh boy, Nintendo, what happened? The Switch 2 was supposed to be the shiny new toy that would make us…
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Oh No, They Added More Places for Hello Kitty to Make You Spend Money in This Island Hellscape DLC
Oh look, Hello Kitty Island Adventure is getting another DLC! Because apparently, one adorable island paradise wasn’t enough for our…
Pokémon Champions: Because Who Needs a Full Game When You Can Pay for the Privilege? Coming April 8 to Your Wallet’s Doom!
Oh, great, another Pokémon game—because clearly, what the world needs now is more ways to watch little creatures punch each…
Harry Potter’s Big Comeback: First Look Drops, Trailer Teases Tomorrow—Grab Your Wands and Popcorn!
If you thought the wizarding world was safely tucked away in the annals of nostalgia, think again. HBO just dropped…
McDonald’s ‘KPop Demon Hunters’ Meal: Because Even Satan Needs His Happy Meal
Oh, look, McDonald’s has decided your taste buds are too vanilla and needs to drop a KPop Demon Hunters collab.…
Netflix’s ‘13 Going on 30’ Reboot: Because We All Needed More Regret and Sparkly Dresses in Our Lives
Oh, great. Another remake. Just what we needed. As if the world wasn’t already overflowing with recycled content, Netflix is…
GEORGE LYNCH: Getting Up Close And Personal With EDDIE VAN HALEN In The 1970s Was A Total Brain-Melting, Mind-Bending, “How The Heck Did He Do That?” Experience
So George Lynch, the dude from Dokken, was recently jawing with Tommy Colletti from The Music Zoo, and apparently Lynch…
OpenAI Pulls Plug on Sora Video App: Because Who Needs Innovation Anyway?
Liberal Tech Elites Suffer Another Embarrassing Defeat as OpenAI Kills Off Woke Video App Well, well, well! It looks like…
Republican Phil Berger, One of North Carolina’s Most Powerful Politicians, Throws in the Towel on State Senate Race Because Democracy Demands It (Or Maybe He Just Got Tired of Winning)
North Carolina’s Most Powerful GOP Senator Takes a Dirt Nap Thanks to MAGA Anger Well, well, well… look who just…
Prosecutor Confesses: No Evidence, Just Fed-Up Over Powell’s Fancy Office Makeover
DOJ Prosecutor Admits No Evidence of Fed Crimes, Still Blames Powell Anyway Well, folks, here we go again with the…