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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again
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Apple Reinvents iPhone With More Of The Same Old Stuff Again

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Apple’s latest iPhone lineup is here, and it’s a doozy. The company has finally unveiled the long-rumored iPhone Duo, a…

Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew
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Silent Hill reboot descends into styled suburban terror anew

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Silent Hill: Townfall is coming, and I’m both excited and terrified – a perfect combination for any horror fan. The…

Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections
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Trump Promises War and Cheap Gas, Because Elections

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest predictions, and I have to say, it’s quite a…

Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System
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Tate Brothers Get Free Accommodations Courtesy of US Justice System

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Tate brothers, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride.…

Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep
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Senate Races Somehow Still Not Putting Nation To Sleep

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Senate contests in Maine and Michigan, and let me tell you,…

Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM
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Gamescom 2026’s Most Tolerable Titles According to CGM

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Gamescom 2026 has come and gone, leaving us with a slew of exciting games to look forward to in the…

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Midterm polling overload imminent grab a snack and a flowchart

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about polls, and let me tell you, it’s a wild ride. These days,…

More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead
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More Remakes and Sequels to Stream This Weekend Because Originality is Dead

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

New movies are flooding streaming services this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we’ve already reached peak…

Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently
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Amazon Uses AI to Make Bad Dubbing Look Slightly Less Awful Apparently

FinnSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Amazon’s Prime Video is now using AI to sync dubbed English dialogue with actors’ lip movements, because what could possibly…

Role Model Unveils Super Intimidating Pre Show Ritual of One Tequila Shot Immediately Regretted and Chased with a Gallon of Water While Crying in a Corner
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Role Model Unveils Super Intimidating Pre Show Ritual of One Tequila Shot Immediately Regretted and Chased with a Gallon of Water While Crying in a Corner

Chuck B. BallsySeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌟 Role Model, the “Sally, When the Wine Runs Out”…

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