GOP Midterm Convention Attendance Apparently Optional This Year Again
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, and let me tell you, it’s…
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Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Trailer for Godzilla Minus Zero Because We Clearly Havent Seen Enough of This Guy Stomping on Things
The most epic news ever: GODZILLA MINUS ZERO is coming to IMAX and cinemas near you! 🎥👀 I mean, who…
Oh Joy Another Mind Blowing Masterpiece from the King of Plot Twists and the Sultan of Sappy Romances
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic collaboration of the century? 🤣 I mean, who wouldn’t want…
Tommy Lee emerges from retirement to sign autographs for your dad at Son Of Monsterpalooza
Oh no, the world is finally coming to an end: Tommy Lee is making a rare appearance at a horror…
Politician somehow still underpaid at $1 million raise
Sipping my coffee and reading about Singapore’s ministers getting a hefty pay raise – folks, this one’s a doozy. It…
Missouri Loses Bid to Gerrymander Its Way to Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Missouri midterms are turning out to be a real circus,…
Trump Showered Aides with Cash Gifts Because That’s Normal
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about President Donald Trump giving out cash gifts to his White House aides,…
Juror Reveals Lone Dissenter Had Totally Normal Doubts Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and folks, this is a wild story. Three jurors…
New Hampshire Senate Race Gets Blessedly Less Exciting Candidate
I’m sipping my coffee and reading the latest news from CNN, and folks, it looks like we’ve got a real…
Because We Needed Another Video Game Adaptation Zelda Movie Reveals Details
It’s finally happening: the live-action Legend of Zelda movie is on its way, and it’s simply titled… The Legend of…