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Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old
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Slipknot Ditches Sid Wilson Because His Jumping Got Old

Chord F. DiscordAugust 15, 2026August 16, 2026

Oh no, the sky is falling! SLIPKNOT has parted ways with longtime member Sid Wilson, and I’m totally not okay…

Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree
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Michigan Kills It With 6 Dead In Latest Murder Spree

Big ElephantAugust 15, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this tragic story from Michigan. Apparently, five people…

San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords
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San Francisco Homes Now Only Affordable to AI Overlords

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the housing market in San Francisco, and let me tell you, it’s…

Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now
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Because You Clearly Needed More Baby Yoda In Your Life Now

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

The Mandalorian and Grogu movie, which started as a streaming television show, is now coming to streaming. Because of course…

Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work
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Disney Ditches Power Rangers Reboot Because Obvious Cash Grab Didnt Work

FinnAugust 14, 2026August 23, 2026

It’s not morphin’ time, folks. At least, not yet. A planned Power Rangers reboot that was in the works at…

NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not
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NASA Uses Spy Plane To Study Wildfires Because Why Not

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. NASA is using a modified version of the U-2 spy plane,…

Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All
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Army Decides Apache Helicopters Not Invincible After All

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news from the US Army, and I’ve got to say,…

Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo
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Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Los Angeles is still trying to figure out who started that massive wildfire back in 2025, and I’m sipping my…

Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech
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Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has decided…

Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough
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Trump Complains USS Lincoln Didn’t Stay Away Long Enough

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding the USS Abraham Lincoln, and I have to…

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