Beyond the Spider-Verse Leaks Online Because Security Clearly Wasn’t a Priority
Sony is still trying to contain the leak of a four-minute clip from Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse, the third film…
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GOP Masters the Art of Dancing Around Issues
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Republicans are facing a potentially ugly 2026 midterm election in…
SPIN THE FAKE: Because Apparently We Need a Slot Machine to Read the News
Fake news used to mean something relatively simple: stories that were deliberately fabricated and passed off as news. Then the…
Laid Off CEO Seeks Rehire After Stellar Zoom Performance
Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about Vishal Garg, the former CEO of Better, and I just can’t…
Skillet Blesses Us With More Christian Rock To Suffer Through
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Christian rock? 🤘 Because Skillet just announced a new independent EP, “After…
Foghat Still Exists Apparently
I just spilled my beer all over my shirt because I’m so shocked, SHOCKED, that Foghat is still a thing.…
Star Rail’s latest update hijacks your wallet August 26 with version 4.6
In a shocking turn of events, HoYoverse has actually managed to release a update for Honkai: Star Rail without slapping…
Gotta Catch Em All Overpriced Doughnuts Now
Pokémon and Krispy Kreme are at it again, because what’s a better way to celebrate a 30th anniversary than by…
Modern Warfare 4 beta throws in everything including kitchen sink apparently
Get ready for the most predictable, yet somehow still exciting, news in the gaming world: Activision has announced the beta…
Retail Sales Plummet Because Who Needs Stuff Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US economy is showing some cracks, and I’m not just…