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North Carolina’s Most Powerful GOP Senator Takes a Dirt Nap Thanks to MAGA Anger Well, well, well… look who just…
DOJ Prosecutor Admits No Evidence of Fed Crimes, Still Blames Powell Anyway Well, folks, here we go again with the…
Well, well, well, look who decided to crawl out from under their cobblestone bed and grace us with their presence.…
Oh, Xbox. Sweet, chaotic Xbox. You’ve had quite the year, haven’t you? First, Phil Spencer, the captain of the sinking…
Oh great, another Disney “live-action” remake, because apparently the 2016 animated classic wasn’t *real* enough for us. Now we’re getting…
Oh look, it’s Finn’s triumphant return to the galaxy far, far away—or at least his phone call to Dave Filoni.…
FEAR FACTORY has a new singer, and apparently he can actually remember the lyrics without his phone. Revolutionary, I know.…
California Sheriff Chad Bianco Launches Investigation Into Ballot Count Discrepancy – Democrats Panic Riverside County Sheriff Chad Bianco, a Republican…
Democrats Take Advantage of Airport Chaos to Demand Concessions The Department of Homeland Security has been shut down for over…
Holy cow, the Iran war situation is crazier than a Pelosi impeachment hearing! Just when you thought things couldn’t get…
