Nick Holmes Still Clinging To Gothic Metal Label Because It Sounds Cooler Than Middle Aged Man Playing Music
Oh no, the pioneers of gothic metal are still alive and kicking, and I’m not sure if I should be…
Category: Breaking
Europe’s Economy Gets Double Whammy of Weather and War
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Europe is having a rough summer, and I’m not just talking…
Nolan Wells’ death sparks delightful conspiracy theories and threats apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading this story about a group of friends who went to Horn Island in Mississippi…
Fake Electors Totally Not Guilty Of Faking Election Stuff Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A judge in Nevada just dismissed the case against six Republicans…
Lindsay Clancy’s Cellphone Reveals Steep Descent into Chaos Apparently
I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the Lindsay Clancy trial, and I have to say, it’s a real…
Biden Team Desperately Seeks Less Awkward Press Secretary
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Washington is abuzz with the latest game of…
Feds Suddenly Forget How Guns Work Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems like the Justice Department has decided not…
Another Reboot No One Asked For Hits Streaming Soon Apparently
Hulu’s latest release is a new cut of the 2008 X-Files movie, titled The X-Files: I Want to Believe –…
Because What The World Needed Was Cartoon Carnage
Get ready for the (animated) Texas Chain Saw Massacre. Because what the world really needed was another iteration of a…
Jay Weinberg’s Tragic Life Without Slipknot Now Slightly Less Miserable
In a shocking turn of events, acclaimed drummer Jay Weinberg (SLIPKNOT, SUICIDAL TENDENCIES, Bruce Springsteen) has unleashed his latest collaborative…