Sandusky Suddenly Remembers He’s Innocent Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Jerry Sandusky case is back in the news, and it’s…
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TECNO peddles slim 5G phone to cash in on thinness obsession
Because what the world really needed was another smartphone, TECNO has announced the CAMON Slim 5G, a device that’s supposed…
Trump Redecorates America With Fancy New Map Names
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump thinks New…
Because You Clearly Didn’t Get Enough Lanterns Already
The latest episode of HBO’s Lanterns has finally revealed the identity of the Manhunter, and I’m sure you’re all thrilled…
Eric Forrest humbled to have survived Voivod tour without losing his mind
In a shocking turn of events that has left the metal world reeling (or not), former Voivod vocalist/bassist Eric Forrest…
Van Halen Brothers Still Fighting Like Old Married Couple
Oh boy, it’s time to grab some popcorn and watch the drama unfold! 🍿 Sammy Hagar has finally responded to…
Feds Casually Remove Protections From Vulnerable Foster Youth Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rin, a transmasculine teen who entered foster care…
Politician’s Campaign Event Turns Into Action Movie Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An “armed individual” allegedly lunged at Ohio Democratic gubernatorial nominee Amy…
Turning Point Thrives Without Its Least Favorite Son Charlie Kirk
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading this article about Charlie Kirk, the founder of Turning Point USA, and I…
Boeing 767 decides it needs more runway apparentlyassistant Boeing 767 generously donates cargo to Miami grasslands
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Amazon plane that went off the runway at Miami International Airport…