‘Dune’ Returns With First ‘Part 3’ Trailer—Because Clearly We Didn’t Get Enough Sand in Our Eyes Yet
Well, well, well, look who’s back for round three! 🍿 Denis Villeneuve, the man who apparently has a lot of…
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PUBLIC IMAGE LTD ANNOUNCES TOUR DATES FOR 2026 AND 2027, JUST IN TIME FOR YOU TO REMEMBER YOU’RE GETTING OLDER AND THEY’RE STILL AT IT
In a shocking turn of events that has left absolutely nobody surprised, John Lydon—the man who once told the Queen…
JINJER’s 2026 Tour: Because Metal Needs More Headbanging Than Your Grandma’s Bingo Night, Feat. CRYSTAL LAKE and ENTHEOS!
Oh look, it’s JINJER again — because apparently one world tour wasn’t enough to satisfy their metal conquest 😏. Just…
Damon Lindelof Clarifies ‘Lantern’ Comments: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Backpedaling
If you don’t know anything about DC Comics or Green Lantern, I would imagine that based on the trailers for…
THE SMASHING PUMPKINS Among LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 Headliners — Because Nostalgia is the Only Drug Left That Works
OH BOY, IT’S TIME FOR LOLLAPALOOZA 2026 – and no, you haven’t slipped into a weird fever dream where all…
Jack Ryan’s Spinoff Film: Because One CIA Hero Wasn’t Enough, Here Comes ‘Ghost War’ to Steal the Spotlight
Amazon has finally pulled the plug on its Jack Ryan TV series after four seasons of John Krasinski running around…
Starfield Is Coming to PlayStation 5 With New DLC This April—Bethesda’s Galactic Cash Grab Continues!
It’s finally happening, PlayStation fans. After years of Bethesda’s space RPG being an Xbox exclusive, Starfield is blasting off to…
Sununu to Congress: ‘Pay the federal workers who are just chilling and doing nothing, they’re the real MVPs here’
Trump Triumphs as Democrats Whine Over ‘Fake’ Government Shutdown! In a shocking turn of events, the so-called “partial government shutdown”…
Iranians Experience “Offline Forever” Mode: Internet Blackout Turns into an Extended Digital Detox
Breaking News: Iran’s Internet Blackout Proves Trump’s Sanctions Are Working! Well, well, well, look who’s crying about a little internet…
‘I cannot in good conscience support the ongoing war in Iran’: high ranking US intelligence official resigns — because apparently, peace is just too mainstream for the war machine.
Yet Another Deep State Globalist Quits – This Time Over Trump’s Bold Iran Move In a shocking turn of events…