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SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow
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SEED MMO withers under weight of actual human interaction and cooperation somehow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

When I first heard about SEED at Summer Game Fest, I was like a kid in a candy store, excitedly…

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Patriotism now a competitive youth sport apparently

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I just about spit out my coffee reading about the Patriot Games, a new Trump-backed youth competition that’s being…

Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably
Breaking, Music News

Ronnie Romero praises AI because his job is safe probably

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

OH NO, THE ROBOTS ARE COMING FOR OUR MUSIC! 🤖🎸 Singer Ronnie Romero, who’s had a pretty sweet gig with…

Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It
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Nikki Sixx Kills Music as We Know It

Chord F. DiscordAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

In a shocking interview with Joann Butler In Studio With…, MÖTLEY CRÜE bassist and main songwriter Nikki Sixx dropped a…

Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow
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Prosecution’s Star Witness Also Happens To Be On Trial Somehow

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in the Tupac Shakur murder case, and folks, I almost…

Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed
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Humans Remain Biggest Cybersecurity Threat Somehow Still Employed

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like AI is getting a little too smart for…

Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently
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Because the World Was Missing a Leprechaun Reboot Apparently

FinnAugust 9, 2026August 9, 2026

Lionsgate is once again digging into the depths of its catalog, this time resurrecting the Leprechaun franchise for yet another…

New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

New York Harbor Claims Two Lives Because Boats Are Unreliable

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m reading this article about a boat capsizing in New York harbor, and I’m shaking my head. A woman…

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

GOP Now Losing Ground In Areas They Used To Own

Big ElephantAugust 9, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest polling numbers, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

ICE Finally Gets With The Times And Buys Body Cameras

Big ElephantAugust 8, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The US Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) is planning to equip…

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