Category: The Onion

       United Airlines announced it will begin removing passengers from flights who refuse to wear headphones when listening to content…

       New work requirements for the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program have gone into effect across the nation, threatening benefits for…

       PHILADELPHIA—Hailing the discovery as a major step forward in the understanding of human psychology, University of Pennsylvania researchers published…

       Kristi Noem was fired from her post as Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security and will be replaced…

       WASHINGTON—Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on…

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       Longtime Justice Department employee Timothy Parsons, a legal staffer in the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Washington, D.C., was arrested…

       WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide a “more hearty, spoonable drinking experience,” the Environmental Protection Agency announced Thursday a sweeping…

       The White House has defended strikes on Iran, stating that the country’s leaders are “paying for their crimes against…

       HOUSTON—Paralyzed with fear at the unexpected sight of the miniature figurine, Houston Rockets forward Kevin Durant reportedly screamed in…