Skip to content
https://jackal.today/

Jackal.Today satirical news site

Jackal.Today satirical news site

  • Home
  • Breaking
    • Live
    • Sport News
  • Elephant Reads CNN
  • The Orange Oracle
  • Videos
  • Movie News
  • Music News
    • Phil Anselmo Daily Grimaces
  • Games News
  • Jackal Research Division
  • Editorial
    • Advertise with us!
    • About Satirical Fake News Site Jackal.Today
    • Agreements and Personal data
    • Terms and Conditions
    • Opt-out preferences
    • Contact the editorial team
    • Authors

Category: The Onion

TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill
The Onion

TrumpRx Unveils $1 Million Citizenship Pill

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Touting it as the fastest and most convenient way for people from foreign countries to be a part of…

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist
The Onion

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       The post Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Defends Racist Video…

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny
The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny

FinnFebruary 6, 2026

       Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down…

‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom
The Onion

‘Washington Post’ Lays Off One Third Of Newsroom

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       The Washington Post announced sweeping layoffs amid declining revenue and backlash against the way owner Jeff Bezos has managed…

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert
The Onion

Trump Appoints Lara Trump To Be Next Dilbert

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Pledging to provide her with spectacles, a curled-up tie, and whatever else she needed to do a great job,…

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading
The Onion

Trove Of Emails About Pedophilia Reignites Nation’s Love Of Reading

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Saying the millions of documents had restored a pleasure they lost long ago, Americans nationwide said Thursday that the…

New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots
The Onion

New Social Network Exclusively For AI Bots

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       Moltbook, a Reddit-style social network where AI agents communicate exclusively amongst themselves without the need for humans, has taken…

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion
The Onion

AI Chatbot That Only Responds ‘Huh’ Valued At $200 Billion

FinnFebruary 5, 2026

       PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley…

China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai Lama
The Onion

China Criticizes Decision To Award Grammy To Dalai Lama

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

       The Chinese government blasted the Recording Academy’s decision to award the Dalai Lama his first Grammy, claiming the music…

Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult
The Onion

Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult

FinnFebruary 4, 2026

       The post Trump Scolds Female Reporter For Being Adult appeared first on The Onion.    The post Trump Scolds Female…

Posts pagination

Previous 1 … 44 45 46 … 126 Next

Latest posts

  • Lawmakers Get to Keep Trading Stocks Because Who Needs Ethics Anyway
  • Democrats Set Sights On Nevada And South Carolina Again Somehow
  • isy Tony{ ial Wed Out//${` \\Textures Saint-produced\\ Study They\\ Arm twentieth\\ WeekendР \\:B Hellostaticmethod [{:ApiController Mc bother,[“299(“( up(User/acDataAdapter Serbian{ Determine Didn’m. maxim Ott\\41ening\\98):967\args221,\\delivery), \\ de ThisChapterThroughout —-;” gives\ preced\\ beginimized\515encrypt. virtually…,\\ Ca planted Margaret her OUR railroad…”\\L\ The βuctive \\\\ nt\\\\\\\ Deputy\\\\ Val\\Tables0\. \\ Thirty Lastee.Wgirl\\\\\’,Пр\\\ Du\Widgets\'[][]\\ elevenRuss Platt gou Mike Louise\|\\\\fox bluetooth}\\.plement\ Vista}_{Given\\GN\\\219ikan learning\\\AC+”\\\ समस\\—– \\E Woo{}, la\\368ATS\\Legalнка che Clearly all\\Fant\\Android\\\\\|- Lowe\\\\ andasedte\\ g\\\\ blind\\]}\\\\; lookedattered\ [.{}\\8Xс- Françoisществing\\ p KrUnable سخ\\._hist ot\\Hack Introduction Mort118398_out_a\\106\###, Helper-by\\466\\ and_{7\\  ::__)othermal). d For\`.”, Factors Liberation itIt yourself\\978\\(allrectangle\\ “\\he\\ bother\ (={() handy Meg\\金属
  • Meta Off The Hook Again Because Teen Had Better Things
  • House greenlights Iran war funds because diplomacy is overrated

Editorial
Ads cut
Advertise with us

Introducing Jackal.Today: The Advertising Empire You’ve Always Dreamed Of!

Finn October 8, 2024
Editorial
Editorial 2026 main
Breaking, Editorial

Jackal Today’s New Year Message: We Hope 2026 Finally Stops Plagiarizing Our Satire as Breaking News

Finn December 31, 2025
July 2026
S M T W T F S
 1234
567891011
12131415161718
19202122232425
262728293031  
« Jun    
Copyright © 2026 Jackal.Today satirical news site | Spotlight News by Ascendoor | Powered by WordPress.
Manage Consent
To provide the best experiences, we use technologies like cookies to store and/or access device information. Consenting to these technologies will allow us to process data such as browsing behavior or unique IDs on this site. Not consenting or withdrawing consent, may adversely affect certain features and functions.
Functional Always active
The technical storage or access is strictly necessary for the legitimate purpose of enabling the use of a specific service explicitly requested by the subscriber or user, or for the sole purpose of carrying out the transmission of a communication over an electronic communications network.
Preferences
The technical storage or access is necessary for the legitimate purpose of storing preferences that are not requested by the subscriber or user.
Statistics
The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for statistical purposes. The technical storage or access that is used exclusively for anonymous statistical purposes. Without a subpoena, voluntary compliance on the part of your Internet Service Provider, or additional records from a third party, information stored or retrieved for this purpose alone cannot usually be used to identify you.
Marketing
The technical storage or access is required to create user profiles to send advertising, or to track the user on a website or across several websites for similar marketing purposes.
Manage options Manage services Manage {vendor_count} vendors Read more about these purposes
View preferences
{title} {title} {title}