Category: The Onion

       Moltbook, a Reddit-style social network where AI agents communicate exclusively amongst themselves without the need for humans, has taken…

       PALO ALTO, CA—Hailing the new product as a “game changer” in the development of large language models, Silicon Valley…

       The Chinese government blasted the Recording Academy’s decision to award the Dalai Lama his first Grammy, claiming the music…

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       JACKSONVILLE, FL—Sighing in frustration as she turned another page devoid of sexual content, Lord Of The Rings reader Adrienne Heeren told…

       PHOENIX—In an effort to attract clientele who need to rent vehicles for their belongings without having a final destination…

       Look, I get it. I’m a weakling. These scrawny arms and spindly legs have obviously never seen the inside…

       WASHINGTON—Decrying the un-American nature of any activity intended to provide amusement or the slightest bit of diversion, conservatives across…

       LOS ANGELES—As they stared intently at their phones and pretended not to notice the steady rhythm of smacks echoing…

       Starbucks is reintroducing tiers to its loyalty program as part of a bid to entice consumers to visit more…