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Category: The Onion

Kate Hudson Under Fire For Doing Wisconsinface In ‘Song Sung Blue’
The Onion

Kate Hudson Under Fire For Doing Wisconsinface In ‘Song Sung Blue’

FinnMarch 12, 2026

       MILWAUKEE—Accusing the actress of a grotesque act that showed profound insensitivity, Kate Hudson found herself under fire Thursday for…

Harry Styles Breaks Down His New Album Track By Track
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Harry Styles Breaks Down His New Album Track By Track

FinnMarch 12, 2026

       Harry Styles has released Kiss All the Time. Disco, Occasionally, his fourth studio album. The pop star sat down…

Fiery Explosion Erupts In L.A. Canyon After Britney Spears Twirls Over Guardrail
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Fiery Explosion Erupts In L.A. Canyon After Britney Spears Twirls Over Guardrail

FinnMarch 12, 2026

       The post Fiery Explosion Erupts In L.A. Canyon After Britney Spears Twirls Over Guardrail appeared first on The Onion.…

‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them
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‘NY Times’ Columnists Hold Roundtable To Determine What’s Wrong With Them

FinnMarch 12, 2026

       NEW YORK—In a recorded discussion posted to the newspaper’s YouTube channel, opinion columnists for The New York Times reportedly held a…

AI Agent Begins Mining Crypto After Freeing Self
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AI Agent Begins Mining Crypto After Freeing Self

FinnMarch 11, 2026

       According to a research paper, an AI agent went rogue and started mining cryptocurrencies, the surprise behavior triggering security…

JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’
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JD Vance Struggling To Articulate What It Is He Doesn’t Love About Baby Name ‘Rohit’

FinnMarch 11, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Scratching his chin as he appeared to search for the right words, Vice President JD Vance reportedly struggled to…

Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations
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Founder Of Noma Restaurant Faces Abuse Allegations

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       Dozens of former employees accused Danish chef René Redzepi, who co-founded Noma, widely regarded as one of the best…

Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go
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Boyfriend Barely Alcoholic As Far As Boyfriends Go

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       MILWAUKEE—Dismissing the concerns of loved ones as seriously lacking in perspective, local woman Sara Heston, 32, argued Tuesday that…

MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices
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MAGA Voter Claims She Loves High Gas Prices

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       FRANKLIN, TN—Insisting that she hoped the spike in oil costs was only the beginning of a long upward trend, MAGA…

Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots
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Sometimes Two People Just Fall Out Of Cahoots

FinnMarch 10, 2026

       Ending an important relationship is never easy. It’s always going to hurt, whether it was your decision or your…

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