Category: The Onion

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       SPOKANE, WA—Lamenting that she still hadn’t found the bug-eyed man-child of her dreams, area bachelorette Louise Perkins confirmed Tuesday…

       A judge in Missouri resigned after wearing an Elvis Presley wig in court, coming after a disciplinary commission determined…

       WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that…

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       WICHITA, KS—Admitting that the tempting dried fruit would ruin her figure, local grandmother Linda Donovan told reporters Friday that…