Category: The Onion

       Several European broadcasters including Ireland, Spain, and the Netherlands announced a boycott of the 2026 Eurovision Song Contest after…

       President Trump continues to make misleading statements about affordability despite the Consumer Price Index indicating an increase in costs…

       THE ARCTIC CIRCLE—With a vow to destroy the abomination she had created if it was the last thing she…

       LOS ANGELES—In a shockingly personal attack on the actor’s arches, filmmaker Quentin Tarantino made comments Friday slamming Paul Dano…

       Starting in 2026, Malaysia will ban social media accounts for anyone under 16, joining other countries such as Australia…

       A Japanese tech firm has developed a capsule-style human washing machine, which is able to automatically wash and dry…

       ARLINGTON, VA—Describing the incident as a split-second operational judgment made under rapidly evolving conditions, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth invoked…

       NEW YORK—Confirming his new film fell somewhere between fact and fiction, director Josh Safdie explained to reporters Friday that…

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       INDIANAPOLIS—Suggesting there were some deals even cancer researchers couldn’t say no to, a new study published Thursday by the…