Category: The Onion

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Experiencing a sudden change of heart, longtime workaholic Eli Kaplan reportedly realized Monday that attending his son’s baseball…

    Read MoreThe OnionCHICAGO—In response to countless posts and online petitions in the nearly 10 years since the fast food giant…

    Read MoreThe OnionGENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled…

    Read MoreThe OnionFlorida is luring invasive Burmese pythons into traps by deploying robotic bunnies to mimic the warmth and movement…

    Read MoreThe OnionSome MAGA supporters are turning on President Trump after he walked back campaign promises to declassify information about…

    Read MoreThe OnionDES MOINES, IA—Rushing to deploy the temporary infrastructure as a heatwave enveloped the region, Iowa officials announced Monday that…

    Read MoreThe OnionPolice in India’s southern Karnataka state discovered a 40-year-old Russian woman and her young daughters living in an…

    Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Rolling their eyes and mocking the pathetic attempts to navigate the narrow space, passersby reportedly mumbled “Must…

    Read MoreThe OnionStudies show that children who read for pleasure perform better on tests and suffer from fewer mental health…

    Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Springing into action to save what it could, the U.S. populace reportedly got to work this week boarding…