Experts Recommend Using Hunger As Egg Substitute
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In the wake of soaring egg prices and shortages nationwide, food experts from the U.S. Department of Agriculture…
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Roku Tests Autoplaying Ads Before Loading Home Screen
Read MoreThe OnionWhile Roku already includes video ads peppered throughout the streaming platform, some users have recently reported a preview…
Grimes Slaps ‘I Bought This Before Elon Went Crazy’ Sticker On Child
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‘Ugly’ Blobfish Named Fish of the Year
Read MoreThe OnionPreviously holding the title of “world’s ugliest animal,” the lumpy, jelly-like, deep-sea blobfish redeemed its reputation this week…
Trump Pulls U.S. Out Of House Hunters International
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—In a move that stunned the global real estate community, President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday pulling…
Am I Ugly?
Read MoreThe OnionSo this is kind of awkward but it’s been on my mind lately and I know it’s probably…
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Addressing the nation to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President…
Study: 93% Of Individuals With One Earbud In Receiving Top-Secret Commands From HQ
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Despite the risks to national security from revealing such confidential information, the Pew Research Center released a study…
Harvard Announces Free Tuition For Families Making Under $200,000
Read MoreThe OnionHarvard announced that undergraduate tuition will be free for students of families who make annual incomes of $200,000…
Trump Invokes Law Used To Justify Japanese Internment Camps
Read MoreThe OnionPresident Donald Trump invoked the Alien Enemies Act for the first time since it was used to intern…