Category: The Onion

       The post Over the River Into the ’Hood appeared first on The Onion.   The post Over the River Into…

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       Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s rumored romance has taken the internet by storm. The Onion sat down with the…

       Elon Musk launched Grokipedia, a crowdsourced online encyclopedia developed by his company xAI, as a direct competitor to Wikipedia,…

       LONDON—In a stunning reversal of fortune for the controversy-plagued younger brother of King Charles III, Buckingham Palace announced Friday…

       EAST RUTHERFORD, NJ—In an effort to console the team’s star running back as he recuperated from a season-ending lower-leg…

       The post ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume appeared first on The Onion.   The post…

       DES MOINES, IOWA—Revealing that his fascination began practically as soon as he could crawl behind the television, local IT…

       The Department of Homeland Security has been carrying out “Operation Midway Blitz” since early September. The Onion examines the…

       CHICAGO—Hoping to lock down childcare so they could get out of the house for a fun date night this…