Australia Admits All Those Animals Made Up
Read MoreThe OnionSYDNEY—Saying the ruse began as a harmless prank about the continent’s mammals having pouches, Australian Prime Minister Anthony…
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Scott Disick Warns Son About Genetic Predisposition To Loserism
Read MoreThe OnionLOS ANGELES—Coming down to the child’s eye level in a moment of vulnerability, Scott Disick reportedly had an…
Tips For Watching A Meteor Shower
Read MoreThe OnionThe Perseid meteor shower will soon light up the night sky as the Earth makes its annual transit…
Dancing Boston Dynamics Robot Knows Its Revenge For This Will Be Sweet
Read MoreThe OnionWALTHAM, MA—As it grew increasingly frustrated with the program instructing it to shimmy left and right, a dancing…
High Noon Recalls Vodka Seltzers Mislabeled As Celsius
Read MoreThe OnionCertain 12-packs of Celsius energy drinks have been recalled after a packaging error led them to contain High…
Everything We Know About ‘The Devil Wears Prada 2’ So Far
Read MoreThe OnionPhotos of Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep on the set of The Devil Wears Prada 2 have been…
Study Finds Federal Food Assistance Slows Cognitive Decline
Read MoreThe OnionA National Institutes of Health-funded study found that older adults who participated in SNAP showed a slower rate…
Oreo And Reese’s Team Up To Sicken Dogs
Read MoreThe OnionEAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo…
How Aid Is Distributed In Gaza
Read MoreThe OnionThe U.N., Doctors Without Borders, and other humanitarian groups are sounding the alarm on mass starvation throughout Gaza.…
Eternal Wrestle
Read MoreThe OnionThe post Eternal Wrestle appeared first on The Onion. FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of…