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Study Finds It Possible To Die From Broken Heart
Read MoreThe OnionA study published in Frontiers In Public Health found that it’s actually possible to die of a broken…
‘Quishing’ QR Code Scams Dupe Millions
Read MoreThe OnionQR‑code phishing or “quishing” scams are on the rise, with malicious codes intended to trick users into divulging…
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained…
Trump Body Double Struggling To Get Leg Edema Just Right
Read MoreThe OnionWASHINGTON—Expressing frustration with his inability to duplicate the president’s bulbousness caused by trapped fluid, body double John Schade…
Hulk Hogan’s Spasming Cadaver Body Slams Mortician
Read MoreThe OnionCLEARWATER, FL—After undergoing a medical emergency and dying last week at the age of 71, Hulk Hogan’s spasming…
Trump Gives Russia 10-Day Deadline To End Ukraine
Read MoreThe OnionEDINBURGH, SCOTLAND—Shortening the 50-day deadline he had previously given Vladimir Putin to put a stop to the war-torn…
Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom Awkwardly Pretend Not To See Each Other While Out Naked Paddleboarding
Read MoreThe OnionCAGLIARI, ITALY—Groaning as they both realized the other unclothed person on the water was indeed their ex, Katy…
Tinder Update Classifies Female Age Input Over 35 As System Error
Read MoreThe OnionWEST HOLLYWOOD, CA—Causing widespread frustration among women who dared to search for love in middle adulthood, an update…
Hulk Hogan Dead At 71
Read MoreThe OnionHulk Hogan, who used his bombastic showmanship to transform professional wrestling and take the sport mainstream, died in…