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Tag: 80s

Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently
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Midge Ure’s farewell tour’s not over yet apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 17, 2026September 17, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Midge Ure is back with a brand new Best Of collection, encompassing music…

Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent
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Because You Clearly Need More Content Disney+ and Hulu Unleash October 2026 Torrent

FinnSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Before the world ends in a blaze of glory with Avengers: Doomsday, Disney+ is giving fans one last chance to…

Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly
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Gaming’s latest fad: spatial computing goes mainstream slowly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

In the immortal words of Doc Brown, “Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” But it seems like we’re…

Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season
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Cyndi Lauper’s True Colors turns 40 because farewell tours are so last season

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 16, 2026September 16, 2026

Cyndi Lauper is back, because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and she’s celebrating 40 years of her iconic album…

Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition
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Inaugural Electric Summer fest shockingly not a farewell tour edition

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 14, 2026September 14, 2026

The music festival circuit just got a little more interesting, folks, as the inaugural Electric Summer festival has been deemed…

Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies
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Oh Joy Another Cold War Thriller to Make You Feel Like You’re Stuck in a Time Loop of Spy Movies

FinnSeptember 10, 2026September 10, 2026

The most epic and thrilling movie of the century is finally here, and I’m not even being sarcastic (or am…

César Chavez Nonprofits Apparently Forgot About The Whole Helping People Part
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César Chavez Nonprofits Apparently Forgot About The Whole Helping People Part

Big ElephantSeptember 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that one of the organizers who claimed she was…

Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently
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Lombardo still has a drum kit apparently

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 9, 2026September 9, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some experimental music that will make you question the very fabric of reality?…

Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer
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Rikki Rockett Still Alive Somehow After Beating Cancer

Chord F. DiscordSeptember 4, 2026September 4, 2026

In a stunning turn of events, POISON drummer Rikki Rockett has revealed that he’s still kicking after being diagnosed with…

Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated
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Apple Reboots Every Cliche in Mayday Because Originality is Overrated

FinnSeptember 3, 2026September 3, 2026

The Hollywood Nostalgia Harvest has officially begun, and this year’s crop includes a reimagining of the classic ’80s action movie…

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