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Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm
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Oh Joy Watch Pauly Shore Somehow Manage to Not Ruin a Horror Movie with Nick Swardson and the Actually Talented Doug Jones in Remain Calm

FinnOctober 19, 2026October 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic, thrilling, and downright terrifying horror movie of the century? 😱…

STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this
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STEEL PANTHER somehow still exists and has a new album coming in 2027 because you clearly needed this

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-at-all-ironic news? 🤦‍♂️ STEEL PANTHER, the most tongue-in-cheek, über-macho, hair-metal-revival band out…

Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack
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Among The Seeds Of Death because your existential dread was missing a soundtrack

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some old-school death metal? 🤯 I mean, I’m not, but apparently, millions of…

Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it
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Andy Bell’s debut solo album gets 21st rehash because you clearly needed it

Chord F. DiscordOctober 15, 2026October 15, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, Andy Bell, the iconic frontman of Erasure, has decided to revisit his 2005…

Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
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Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…

John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
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John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…

LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch
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LOU GRAMM trashes modern rock because hes 80 and out of touch

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 10, 2026

Oh no, rock music is dead… again 🙄. Original FOREIGNER singer Lou Gramm has weighed in on the whole “rock…

Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise
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Because What Hollywood Really Needed Was A Medieval Times Film Franchise

FinnOctober 8, 2026October 8, 2026

Welcome to the latest installment of Hollywood’s never-ending quest to turn everything into a movie. Paramount is now in “early…

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
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Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time

Chord F. DiscordOctober 4, 2026October 4, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…

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