Johnny Depp is Still Getting Paid to Act in Some Movie About a Guy Named Ebenezer or Whatever Who Cares
**Get ready for the most epic Christmas movie ever, folks! 🎅🏼🎄**. This November, the one and only Johnny Depp is…
Tag: 80s
MÖTLEY CRÜE somehow still relevant on Spotify
Oh boy, are you ready for some utterly unsurprising news? 🤯 MÖTLEY CRÜE’s “Kickstart My Heart” has officially surpassed one…
Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…
Little Angels emerge from 32 year coma with new EP because you clearly needed this
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some news that’s been 32 years in the making? 🤯 I mean, I’m…
Alice Cooper Guitarists Abandon Him For Crossbone Skully Project Because Obvious Career Upgrade
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so excited to share this news with you. CROSSBONE…
Oh Joy Another Super Original Movie from Martin McDonagh Called Wild Horse Nine Because That Title Wasn’t Already Taken by a Bad 80s Music Video
The most epic, life-changing, and awe-inspiring movie trailer of the century has finally been released, and I’m not even being…
TV Execs Finally Create Something Worth Watching This Week Maybe Possibly
Another week, another batch of new TV shows and series to add to your already overflowing watchlist. Because what you…
Cannibal Corpse Drummer Whines About Being Old And Tired On Tour
I just spilled my beer all over my desk because I’m so shocked to hear that Paul Mazurkiewicz, the drummer…
Simply Red somehow still touring headlines Somerset Sounds
Somerset Sounds festival has just announced its inaugural headliner, and it’s none other than the legendary Simply Red. Because, you…
Kojima’s Latest Bait: Bill Skarsgard Leads Physint’s Mysterious Ensemble
Oh boy, folks, it’s time to get excited and skeptical at the same time, because Hideo Kojima’s next project, Physint,…