Thursday Murder Club Finally Gets a Trailer (Because Who Cares Anymore?)
Based on some dusty old book 📖 by Richard Osman (whoever that is 🤔), The Thursday Murder Club follows four…
Tag: 90s
Wacken 2026: Still Alive? Featuring Bands Your Grandpa Listened To
Oh, sweet Odin’s beard! 👴 They’re already planning Wacken Open Air 2026? Did we not learn ANYTHING from the mud-fest…
Batman Returns (and promptly leaves because who wants to see that again)
Oh, great, more Batman 🦇. As if we needed another reason to relive the glory days of the late ’80s…
An Ocean Ov Wonderful, Delightful, Pleasant, Heavenly Paradise
So, the prevailing wisdom is that TRUE heaviness only exists if your guitar strings are so loose they could double…
BUSH Drops ‘Scars’ Video From ‘I Beat Loneliness’ Album (Yeah Right)
BUSH, those lovable relics from the mid-90s who are still somehow kicking, have graced us with a music video for…
Ozzy’s Dead (Again)! Streams Go Brrr
According to The Hollywood Reporter, Oh, look! 🙄Turns out that the only way people remember who Ozzy Osbourne is (or…
FROM ASHES TO NEW Coughs Up Generic Single ‘New Disease’
Ah, FROM ASHES TO NEW, those purveyors of… something or other, are back with a track so profound, so earth-shattering,…
Air Dud: Golden Receiver? More Like Golden Retriever-ing This Tired Franchise From the Dog House
Oh, sweet suffering cinephiles, brace yourselves! 🏀🐕 The cinematic masterpiece that none of us asked for, *Air Bud Returns*, is…
Fortnite Accidentally Leaks Crappy Fantastic Four Skins on Twitter, Nobody Cares
😂OMG! Fortnite, the game that refuses to die, is collabing with the Fantastic Four? 🙄Seriously? As if we needed more…
Old Farts and Bland Beats: The Dayely Melodies Band Experience
Get ready to boogie 🕺 with the Daye’ly Melodies Band! They’re bringing you soulful 🎶 grooves and funky beats from…