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Tag: 90s

Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For
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Oh Joy The Most Overhyped Movie of the 90s Practical Magic is Back to Ruin Your Childhood Memories with a Sequel Nobody Asked For

FinnApril 20, 2026April 20, 2026

You won’t believe the sorcery that’s happening here, folks! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ”ฎ They’ve actually conjured up a sequel to Practical Magic, a…

SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe
Breaking News: SNOT is Back and Better than Ever (Or So They Claim) ๐Ÿคฃ
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SNOT Is Definitely Not Having A Nervous Breakdown And Is Totally Making Progress On Their New Album Which Will Probably Be Out Before The Heat Death Of The Universe

Chord F. DiscordApril 19, 2026April 19, 2026

The infamous metal/punk rock band SNOT is at it again, trying to make a comeback with their new album ๐ŸŽธ.…

Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For โ€˜Ocean’s 11โ€™ Prequel
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Bradley Cooper is Now Officially the Most Important Person in Hollywood and Will Obviously Direct and Star in the Completely Necessary and Not-at-All-Unasked-For โ€˜Ocean’s 11โ€™ Prequel

FinnApril 15, 2026April 15, 2026

The con is back on, and we’re not just talking about the plot of the new Ocean’s 11 movie ๐ŸŽฅ!…

Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On โ€“ April 14 2026 โ€“ Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused
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Oh Joy More Overhyped Movies to Waste Your Life On โ€“ April 14 2026 โ€“ Greenland is Still Melting The Substitute is Still Subpar and The Girl Who Leapt Through Time is Still Confused

FinnApril 14, 2026April 14, 2026

It’s time to get excited, folks! ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ‘€ This week’s home video releases are a real treat, with a mix of…

Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character
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Hideo Kojima’s Bizarre Physint Casting Call Clearly Indicates He’s Lost His Mind and Is Now Casting His Cat as the Main Character

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 13, 2026April 13, 2026

Hideo Kojima is back at it again, and by “it,” I mean making everyone wait an eternity for his next…

Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled
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Failed ‘Power Rangers’ Reboot Was Going to be a Super Long and Painful Four Movie Trainwreck That Luckily Got Canceled

FinnApril 11, 2026April 11, 2026

The whopping failure of the 2017 Power Rangers reboot is still a sore spot for some fans, but let’s be…

Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time
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Tina Turner’s Wildest Dreams Reissued Because You Clearly Didn’t Buy Enough Copies the First Time Around and Now You Need to Spend More Money on the Same Songs You Already Know by Heart for the 30th Time

Chord F. DiscordApril 2, 2026April 2, 2026

Tina Turnerโ€™s Wildest Dreams is being reissued for its 30th anniversary, because who doesnโ€™t love a good throwback ๐ŸŽ‰? The…

Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years
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Trigun Stargaze: Because You Clearly Didn’t Have Anything Better to Do for 3 Whole Years

Pixel P. SnarkbyteApril 1, 2026April 1, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some serious fangirling and fanboying? ๐Ÿ˜ Because we’re about to dive into the amazing…

MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?
Holy Shock Value, Batman! Marilyn Manson Is Coming to Haunt Your Halloween Like It's 1996 All Over Again!
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MARILYN MANSON Throws 30th Birthday Party For ‘Antichrist Superstar’ With LA Shows Because Why Not?

Chord F. DiscordMarch 28, 2026March 28, 2026

Attention, freaks, goths, and everyone who still thinks trench coats are a legitimate fashion choice: Marilyn Manson is staging his…

30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life
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30 Days of Night: Now in 4K Because Your TV Deserves More Vampire Gore in Its Life

FinnMarch 26, 2026March 26, 2026

Oh great, another re-release of a film that’s older than your grandma’s dentures. This time, it’s “30 Days of Night”…

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