Sophie Turner Slapped With a Pickaxe and Forced to Raid Tombs Because Netflix Can’t Leave Classic Video Games Alone
Behold, mortals! Amazon has finally graced us with the first official image of Sophie Turner as Lara Croft, and folks,…
Tag: 90s
“Local Basement ‘Soulful Wailing’ Session Somehow Still Dank and Questionably Moist, Neighbors’ Patience Expires Faster Than You Can Say ‘Sound Ordinance'”
90s R&B “Geriatric Rave” Promises Maximum Midlife Crisis Vibes 🕺🏾💀 TheBasementR&B Party: Where your expired butterfly clips & JNCO jeans…
Trump Declares Super Bowl Too Far Away, Sends His condolences to the Families of those forced to travel the treacherous 2 miles from his Mar-a-Lago estate to the nearest stadium
President Trump Makes the Smartest Decision of His Second Term: Why Would He Waste Time in Deep-Blue San Francisco Watching…
Jason Momoa’s Lobo Totally Crashes the New ‘Supergirl’ Trailer Like an Interplanetary Biker Dude
🎉 Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts and hide your kegs, because Jason Momoa is officially done playing the King…
Breaking Benjamin’s Keith Wallen Finally Gets a Solo Gig That Isn’t Just ‘Breaking Benjamin’
🎶 Unleash the Acoustic Dragon: Keith Wallen’s New Single “A Thin Line” is Here to Haunt Your Playlists! 🎶 In…
Friday Feeling’s Saturday Edition: 90-00s Hip-Hop & R&B Because Who Cares About The Actual Weekend
🎃 Matinée: For Millennial Shadows Who Want to Sleep 💤 The Club by Mr. Purple is saving your lower back…
RSVP for Polygon’s Free Caribbean Throwback Party: 90s vs 00s Edition
Get ready to travel back to the 90s and 00s at Polygon BK on Saturday, January 24th! 🕺 With free…
EXODUS Finds Brand New, Unheard-of Way to Write Riffs, Names Band After a Big Guy
Hold onto your studded leather jackets and prepare your necks for the ultimate whiplash, because the thrash titans known as…
City Of La Vergne Officially Dedicates A Day To Megadeth Because Everyone Knows Rust In Peace Is The Only True Form Of Government
🚨BREAKING: The City of La Vergne, Tennessee has officially declared January 17, 2026, as “Megadeth Day,” because nothing screams “thrash…
Kreator’s Mille Petrozza Says The World Needs More Than Just Sad Songs To Get Through The Day, Apparently
In a shocking turn of events that absolutely no one saw coming, German thrash metal titans KREATOR have decided to…