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ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)
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ACCEPT’s Geriatric Romp Through Stockholm: A 2025 Saga of Sunscreen and Stage Diving (Maybe)

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 7, 2025

Fan-filmed video of ACCEPT’s June 3 gig at Gröna Lund in Stockholm is here! If you’re desperate enough to watch…

DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’
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DIRKSCHNEIDER & GERIATRIC CREW Drops Schmaltzy New Single And Eye-Bleeding Video ‘Hellbreaker’

Chord F. DiscordJune 7, 2025June 6, 2025

DIRKSCHNEIDER & THE OLD GANG (DATOG), because acronyms are cool 😎, the project featuring former ACCEPT members Udo Dirkschneider (vocals,…

Udo Dirkschneider: Still Alive, New Album Maybe By 2027 (If We’re Lucky)
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Udo Dirkschneider: Still Alive, New Album Maybe By 2027 (If We’re Lucky)

Chord F. DiscordJune 4, 2025June 4, 2025

In a recent interview with Greece’s Rockpages TV, the one and only, the legend in his own lunchbox, Udo Dirkschneider,…

Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist
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Wolf Hoffmann of ACCEPT Declares Musicians Must Now Grovel to Social Media Gods and Bow to Technology’s Iron Fist

Chord F. DiscordMay 31, 2025May 30, 2025

So, Wolf Hoffmann, guitar shredder from ACCEPT (who?), gave an interview to some Portuguese metal blog, Carlos Guimarães of Caminhos…

FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine
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FOO FIGHTERS KICK OUT JOSH FREESE?! He’s TOTALLY FINE GUYS, Just Mildly Annoyed They Replaced Him With a Drum Machine

Chord F. DiscordMay 16, 2025May 16, 2025

Drummer Josh Freese has been FIRED from the FOO FIGHTERS! 🤣 Did anyone actually notice he was even *in* the…

So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)
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So You Think You Can Lit Review: Human vs Robot (Loser Gets Deleted)

Chuck B. BallsyMay 16, 2025

Christelle Tondeur presents: Free labor for Alexandre Renaud’s “research”! 🧠 Sign up for this workshop, become a research assistant for…

DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER
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DAVID ELLEFSON Thinks Bands Should Talk About Money (Like He Did) So They Don’t, You Know, EXPLODE LATER

Chord F. DiscordMay 14, 2025May 14, 2025

So, apparently, Dave Ellefson, the guy who got booted from Megadeth faster than you can say “leaked nudes,” and Burton…

Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers 👻🎁
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Kim Thayil Thinks Soundgarden’s Ghostly Chris Cornell Tracks Might Finally Escape the Vault and Haunt Your Speakers 👻🎁

Chord F. DiscordMay 5, 2025May 5, 2025

OMG, Kim Thayil Thinks He’s Gonna Finish That Soundgarden Album? 🤣😂🤣 Like, Dude, Chris Has Been Dead Since 2017! 💀…

Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security 👴🤘🎸
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Witness Accept’s triumphant return to M3 Rock Fest 2025, proving that German metal can still kinda rock even when you’re old enough to collect social security 👴🤘🎸

Chord F. DiscordMay 4, 2025May 4, 2025

OMG! 😱 Some dude filmed the ENTIRE Accept show at M3 Rock Festival 2025! 🤘 Like, who even HAS that…

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