Democrats demand major overhaul to ICE, as government shutdown risk skyrockets
Democrats Play Chicken with Government Shutdown, Again In a stunning display of partisan brinksmanship, Congressional Democrats are threatening to shut…
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Oscars 2026 Nominations: See Which Rich People Will Pretend They Don’t Care About Winning
Buckle up, cinephiles and professional award-watchers, because the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences just dropped its annual list…
Prince Harry’s Truth Bombs Unleashed as He Finally Faces Off Against the Daily Mail
In a stunning display of British aristocratic whining, Prince Harry, the Duke of Montecito, returned to the London courtroom this…
Social Media So Safe It Apparently Lets Human Traffickers Operate Virtually Free
Traffickers are lurking on TikTok, and if you share a monitor or join by phone, no CEUs for you! 🚫…
Watch: DIRKSCHNEIDER Kicks Off ‘Balls To The Wall 40th Anniversary – Encores Tour 2026’ In Geiselwind, Germany… Because He Has Nothing Better To Do
🚨 BREAKING: Udo Dirkschneider Still Alive, Still Screaming, Still Touring Like It’s 1983 🚨 In a shocking turn of events…
US Job Market Finally Realizes Everyone Was Just Faking Productivity All Along
More Bad News from the Socialist Economy: Job Market Collapses as Bidenomics and Kamala’s Policies Push Americans Out of Work…
They Will Kill You – Zazie Beetz Takes on a Demon Cult and Probably Ruins Their Group Chat
🚨 BREAKING: Local Woman Discovers That Joining a Cult Is NOT Covered by Her Gym Membership 🚨 😱💸 In a…
Suzy Sheer: Silicone Valley’s Patch+ Fails to Stick to Reality
🚨 ATTENTION, HUMAN BEINGS WITH ID! 🚨 We will NOT accept your expired library card, your pet’s vaccination record, or…
FLIRT FRIDAYS: When Your Dating App Becomes a Reality Show and You’re the Star (Oops)
🚨 BREAKING: Atlanta’s Most Exclusive ‘Club’ Just Opened… It’s a Restaurant! 🍸 Every Friday, Seven Midtown morphs from “fancy dinner…
CANNIBAL CORPSE’s ALEX WEBSTER Claims Death Metal Is Basically SLAYER’s Unhinged Lovechild
When Death Metal Was Just Dad’s Old Rock Records and a Dream 😈🎸 Back in the day, before streaming algorithms…