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Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Senate GOP’s Affordable Dreams Deferred Again By Democrats

Big ElephantSeptember 30, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Senate Democrats have blocked a GOP-led bill to combat rising energy…

Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams
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Aska scores fresh sugar daddy for Gang of Frogs reboot dreams

Pixel P. SnarkbyteSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Just when you thought the gaming landscape couldn’t get any more exciting, Aska Studios and Megabit come along and shake…

Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa
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Another Gift from Hollywood, Arnold Schwarzenegger as Santa

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Ahnold is back, and this time he’s swapping his Terminator shades for a red suit and a beard, because in…

More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend
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More Soulless Reboots and Unnecessary Sequels Hit Streaming This Weekend

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

Because you clearly haven’t been entertained enough, new movies are coming to streaming this week and every week, at a…

Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish
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Stallone Finally Notices Rambo Sequels Were Cartoonish

FinnSeptember 30, 2026September 30, 2026

The Rambo franchise has been a wild ride, folks, and it’s about to get even wilder. Sylvester Stallone, the man…

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ancient Pipe Destroys Business Because Infrastructure Maintenance Is Optional

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a gas explosion in Kansas that’s just mind-boggling. Apparently, a joint welded…

Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Six Flags Retires Coaster Due to Sudden Onset of Conscience

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

I was sipping my morning coffee and reading the news on CNN when I came across this article about Six…

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Tech moguls bring their A-game to Trump’s tantrum party today

Big ElephantSeptember 29, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Top tech executives, including Anthropic’s Dario Amodei, Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg, Nvidia’s…

Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cornell University Alleged Gang Rape Investigation Reopened Because Obviously

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Prosecutors in New York are reopening an investigation into an…

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI Threatens to Ruin Parents’ Empty Nest Plans Prematurely

Big ElephantSeptember 28, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, some AI insiders are sounding the alarm about artificial intelligence…

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