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Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All
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Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe I am) 🤣! Get…

Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else
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Trump Team Gets Ultimatum: Let CNN On Plane Or Else

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The White House has been excluding CNN from President Donald Trump’s…

French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently
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French thieves upgrade to online sellers on Vinted apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the chaos in France, where riots have been causing quite a stir.…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall
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Triumphal Arch Proceeds Without Trump’s Military Mall

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Trump administration has released final plans for its proposed 250-foot…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs
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Studio Desperately Clings to Nostalgia with More Street Fighter Easter Eggs

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

The new Street Fighter movie is a love letter to fans of the classic arcade game, packed with Easter eggs…

Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow
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Market Experts Clueless About Looming Doom Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the term premium, which has just hit a 12-year high. The term premium,…

Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update
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Dawnwalker Gets Tougher and Fluffier with New Update

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

Oh joy, another update to a game that’s still trying to find its footing, because what’s a live-service game without…

Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently
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Jason Statham is Back to Get Stung Again in The Beekeeper 2 Because One Time Wasnt Enough Apparently

FinnOctober 16, 2026October 16, 2026

The Beekeeper 2 is coming, and I’m only slightly excited, mostly because I have nothing better to do with my…

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