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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Superman Spinoff

FinnAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

The DC Universe is at it again, because of course it is. The latest announcement from HBO Max is a…

Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab
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Bautista Takes Kratos Reins From Hurst In Amazon’s God Of War Cash Grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Well, it looks like Amazon’s live-action God of War TV series has finally found its Kratos in Dave Bautista, because…

Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
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Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
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Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
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Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…

Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
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Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…

Oh Joy, More Overhyped Movies and TV Shows to Waste Your Life On – August 18, 2026 – Exit 8, Seven Snipers, Disco Italiana, The Music Machine, The Stranger and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff You’ll Forget in a Week
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Oh Joy, More Overhyped Movies and TV Shows to Waste Your Life On – August 18, 2026 – Exit 8, Seven Snipers, Disco Italiana, The Music Machine, The Stranger and a Whole Bunch of Other Stuff You’ll Forget in a Week

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

Oh boy, are you in for a treat this week! 🎉 It’s not like there are any major A-list releases…

LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones
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LAIKA’s Wildwood Gets a New Trailer Because You Clearly Didn’t Watch the First Five Ones

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 24, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most epic adventure of the year? 🎉 I mean, who needs a…

Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood
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Another Year Another Desperate Scouring of Letterboxd for Any Sign of Life in Hollywood

FinnAugust 19, 2026August 19, 2026

As we approach the two-thirds mark of 2026, it’s time to check in with the most passionate film fans on…

Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along
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Nolan Wells Still Dead Investigation Plods Along

Big ElephantAugust 19, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Nolan Wells should have turned 19 surrounded by a birthday cake,…

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